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"none of them will give us a second look!"


Speak for yourself, PSH. I've been on the receiving end of two glamorous women's looks.

I saw Zaa Zaa Gabor getting out of a limo, nearly nude-by 1953 standards. She looked at me as she walked around me. She had to walk around me because I had turned N2 a pillar of salt.

My wife & I saw a movie location in the San Fernando Valley. It was in an old trailer park. We stopped and found that a made for TV movie was being filmed. "Our Sons" staring Ann Margarite and Julie Andrews.

They were on a break & the cast was in a triple wide. Ann Margarite came out and stood on the deck She made meaningful eye contact with me. Then gave me one of her trademark lopsided smiles. As she turned to go back inside, she slowly licked her lips.

The lip licking part may have been my imagination. I had grown light headed. The budding romance ended when my wife stomped on my foot.

True Stories From Life.

Okie Drifter.