Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

cat in a dishwasher....
Had a neighbor that tossed all the clothes to be washed in the washing machine.

After the wash cycle, she opened up the washing machine to find all the clothes full of cat hair. It was right about then that she realised she hadn't seen the cat all day....

Thing is, her cat liked to sleep in the clothes hamper.

The same woman invited her boss and wife over for dinner. She made a roast porc and went into the garage to get some chalots to toss in the dish, they didn't look too good, but she used them anyway.

So dinner went well until desert. One by one everyone ran to the bathroom to throwup.

She thought she must have gotten a bad roast.

Anyway, Monday comes around and she has the day off. So she decides she's going to plant her flower bulbs. She can't find them anywhere in the garage and flashes back to the chalots....

She immediately calls poison control and explains the situation. Poison control assures her that everything is ok, the flower bulbs in question have been used over the centuries to induce vomiting with no ill side affects.