Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wildbilly]

When I was a dumbass kid,

before I was a dumbass adult, I cooked an egg on my El Camino valve cover because I'd heard you could do it.
The 'shadow' of the cooked egg remained on my previously pristine red painted valve cover through
all efforts at cleaning. I didn't eat it because I'd forgot to use a pan, over cooked it real good real quick tho'.
Never did get around to cooking an egg on a hot summer sidewalk.

I'm surprised no one has tried to wash their cat in a dishwasher
at least that's made it's way to the internet yet.