If elected, Mr. Friedman will appoint his friend and supporter Willie Nelson the state's energy czar because he champions biodiesel. He is a proponent of "Slots for Tots" (legalizing casino gambling to fund education).
As for the Mexican migrant dilemma, he has suggested giving five Mexican generals US$1-million each to patrol a section of the border. Every time an illegal immigrant sneaks into the United States, US$5,000 would be deducted from the responsible general's trust fund.