I did voice your concerns to some of my brothers and sisters so I put all their long winded responses in a simple synopsis to save you the time.
"Feliz Navidad, Mother Fucker!", is what I gathered. ...
Excuse me now, I feel like a corned beef snowman with cabbage hair. I'm going to go for a walk in beautiful downtown Chiraq to burn some of this shit off before I go home to sleep.
I'm also strapped with sandwiches and pretty buzzed so you never know who's belly will get full tonight.