Rants and Raves

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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Karen in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting
that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to
tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt
Karen. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Karen a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her skirt. Then Aunt Karen helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Karen..."

At this point Mommy cut him off. "Johnny, this is such an interesting story. Why
don't you save the rest of it for the supper time? I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story: "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Karen. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Karen a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Karen helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Karen and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Jack used to
do when Daddy was in the Army."
MORAL: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt!