Tornado Alley (PROG)

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Ode to Representative Mark Foley

by Norm Augustinus
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normaugustinus.com

http://foley.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

Foley, Mark Foley
Everything unholy
He is representative Mark Foley
On September 29 you quit the house
You say that you were soused
What are you, but a louse
You're no bigger than a mouse
Everything unholy, he is Mark Foley
I wish I knew a hockey goalie
He'd hit a puck
Into Your
Face
Unholy, he is Mark Foley
No bigger than a roly poly
Representative Mark Foley
An email sent
You wanted to get bent
You offered to pay his rent
You'd have gave him every cent
Foley, you were a ragin' for a Cajun
A 16 year old boy
He'd be your sexual toy
Foley, everything unholy
He is representative Mark Foley
52 and a pedophile
In '94 you came to the house
No one knew you were such a louse
Little big man, Mr. Mouse
You were a member of the house
In 2001 pages were told
Keep clear of Foley he's like creeping mold
You had everybody sold
But your just a big fat liar
In 2003 instant messages were sent
Getting bent was your intent
That's exactly what you meant
We trusted you
Unholy, everything unholy
He's representative Mark Foley
Elected in '94
He's a raging out of control sexual whore
Foley, Mark Foley
Everything unholy
He is representative Mark Foley
He was representative Mark Foley