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[Porgie Tirebiter]

but there are quite a few other solvents that will dissolve a wider variety of solutes

Sorry, but that's just wrong - Elementary Chemistry.

As for volatility, it's a different issue. Sure gasoline is higher in volatility, but that's all relative and has nothing to do with solvency.

And in that comparison water could be considered nonvolatile, as water molecules at 72 degrees F are not “eager” to jump out of the beaker like other highly volatile compounds!

The degree of "eagerness" is not a factor. Either a substance displays volatility, or it doesn't. Just because water is less volatile than gasoline doesn't make it non volatile.