The Homunculus Flunks the Touring Test (ibid)

[ergo sum]

Holy Moly

“The next stop was the island of Circe (Aeaea), where Odysseus sent a scouting party ahead of the rest of the group. She invited the scouting party to a feast, the food laced with one of her magical potions, and she then changed all the men into pigs with a wand after they gorged themselves on it. Only Eurylochus, suspecting treachery from the outset, escaped to warn Odysseus and the others who had stayed behind at the ships. Odysseus set out to rescue his men, but was intercepted and told by Hermes to procure some of the herb moly to protect him from the same fate.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes

Orders went out for Bentleys. The world bank was shaking at the knees. Though recently busted for possession the septuagenarian Willy Nelson started organizing a concert he billed as “Ameritrade Aid 2006”. Asked on Fox news for his opinion Wofiwitz was speechless.

Meanwhile messengers were sent between the now separate camps with cryptic sarcastic insults disguised as compliments. A movie trivia contest was started.

The Burgermeister manned the grill and panelists were brought in to rate his cooking.
“I think his flipping ability is beyond reproach.”
“I don’t think he can flip at all.”
“I think he is a master, that’s the long and the short of it.”
“Man you haven’t got a clue dude.”
“The only thing that is dim in this case is your bulb” said the fair maiden.
“Riddle me this then?” inquired Riddle, “ If Slippery is short how can he reach up high enough to churn the butter barrel.”
“Yes that’s the car I drive.”
“I am not a rookie at investing.”
“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." Replied Archimedies.
“Yes it’s a convertible.”
“I have always wanted to drive one of those.”

“10K yes,
10K no,
10k,10K
Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”

“I think you’re flipping out.”

“CONFIDENCE IS HIGH.”

"Can we have our buns toasted?"