Rants and Raves

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Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce;
smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a porsche; fast
and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It
needs a hand start and I have to jump on while
it's still going."