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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:56:48 PM
Bush Claims He's Not An Idiot....
PRIMATE HILLS, NC (IWR News Satire) - President Bush today tried to downplay the findings of yesterday's Pew poll which found 48% of Americans think Mr. Bush is an idiot.
"I might be a liar and an incompetent, miserable failure, but I'm no idiot! You know, I once got a 'C' in Cheerleading at Yale. That proves that I'm not an airhead, right? Why I can still recite all 21 letters of the alphabet from memory. Here goes: a, b, c, v, n. Ah, a, b, c, x and z. See, I told I could do it," said Mr. Bush with that dumb look on his face.
PRIMATE HILLS, NC (IWR News Satire) - President Bush today tried to downplay the findings of yesterday's Pew poll which found 48% of Americans think Mr. Bush is an idiot.
"I might be a liar and an incompetent, miserable failure, but I'm no idiot! You know, I once got a 'C' in Cheerleading at Yale. That proves that I'm not an airhead, right? Why I can still recite all 21 letters of the alphabet from memory. Here goes: a, b, c, v, n. Ah, a, b, c, x and z. See, I told I could do it," said Mr. Bush with that dumb look on his face.
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