Rants and Raves

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THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE

AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED.



THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.



"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID, "I HAVE A MICROCHIP

UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN

LIFTER HER PALM TO HER EAR AND TALKED QUIETLY. WHEN SHE

FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE

OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO

THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER

HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS

AND STARED AT HER.







THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT,

I'M GETTIN' A FAX."