Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant
that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and
sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and
asked him what he wanted. "What's your Unique
Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively. "Baked tongue
of chicken!" she proudly replied. "Baked tongue of
chicken?...baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any
idea how disgusting that is? I would never even
consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's
mouth!" he fumed. Undaunted, the waitress asked,
"What would you like then?" "Just bring me some
scrambled eggs," the man replied.