How about this lunatic, Mark “Chris” Sevier: Kim Davis gets sued again: By a guy who wants to marry his laptop! http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/07/kim-davis-gets-sued-guy-wants-marry-laptop/ A man has taken the extraordinary step of suing the embattled county clerk in federal court for denying him a license to marry his laptop computer. http://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Kim-Davis-sued-for-denying-man-license-to-marry-his-laptop-385614681.html