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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING

10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends
of the groom?" Ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song"
performed by Pinkard & Bowden

5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this
woman to be married"...some guy in the
back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception conversation includes the phrase,
"So what have you been doing since Hee Haw,
Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and
Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets
to the monster truck rally

....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A
Redneck Wedding...

1. Sign in front of the church: No Shirt...
No Shoes... No Problem!