The Top 40 Things You'll NEVER Hear A Redneck
Say...... EVER.
40. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup
and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's
just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to
Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of
biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who cares who won the Civil War?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart
today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at
Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super
Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat
grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we
haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the
side.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer,
Darlin'.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
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