First American Scientific Corp. (fka FASC)

[sambeaux]

OT - One's own eulogy. Well, nobody
knows nobody like a person knows
himself.
I have my obituary.. work in progress..
already on a (still secret) website.
Yup!
A worm walks into a bar and orders a
shot of tequila.
The bartender tells the worm, "Did you
know there is a drink named after you?"
The worm says, "There's a drink called
Harry?"