Rants and Raves

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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required
women to wear a head covering in order to enter
the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without
her head covering. The priest informs her she
cannot enter without it.

A few moments later, the lady reappears, wearing
her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest
says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this
holy place without your wearing a blouse."

"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.

"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either,
but you still must wear a blouse to enter this
church."