The Jailhouse

[OrionSciFi]

Matt, please list ALL of your requirements. You may think calling me a "chimp" is cute -- even though you throw other people in jail for doing the same thing -- but "homey" doesn't play the neverending list of rules game. You tell me exactly everything you want first, and then I will work with you. It's called give a little, take a little.

As you know, your methods of detection are about as accurate as an Iraqi Scud missle, and not a laser-guided[sic] US patriot (which are radar guided, by the way -- and the tomahawks are GPS guided, for future reference "smart" bombs are the ones that are sometimes laser-guided).

Knowing this, I do not comprehend why you would want me to tell everyone on this board how to beat your detections? If I were not truly in wish of reforming myself, I could be posting under a dozen names right now and you could not stop me.

But, if you wish to flaunt your limitted powers and make a shambles of my attempt to walk the straight and narrow, I will be forced back to the dark side.

So think about it .... would you rather have a decent, rules abiding netizen or do you want me to corrupt the minds of all of these young innocents with detailed instructions on how to beat your detections?

Just let me know what you'd like -- but don't dare boot me. That would make me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I am angry.

Let's keep this discussion nice and civil (well, you are already personally insulting me, but I will let it slide once) and out in the open. I really do want a chance to add value to this forum -- but it really is going to be up to you to decide whether it is positive or negative value.


PS Fung, I won't break ANY IHUB rules unless Matt forces me too. That means no breacking the maximum allowed posts per day -- and Matt is setting those for me right now.

Also, I never said 36 aliases. Matt said that -- but then, Matt only knows what I tell him right now. Fortunately for Matt, I really am trying to be open with him.