The Jailhouse

[Mattu]

Orion, at this rate, you are going to be in here a long time.

I'm offering you a deal. Consider it a gift from my perch, far above stock posting land.

You've confessed to have 3 dozen aliases. The first condition is I want you to list those aliases. List as many as possible, then I'll help you fill in the blanks.

I'm not a big fan of real jail "time"....the quicker you answer my questions, the faster you can get back to posting...but if you don't, you'll feel the wrath of a skinny Texas lawyer, Canadian book cooker, and a guy that can post enough GIFs to shut your ISP down.