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[WTMHouston]

I go there today and I have a manilla package with no return address. Hand-written. I open it up and nearly crapped my pants.

Is your post office near the showers? A more appropriate expression would include one of the KKD fillings.

It's a picture of MMMary, centered, surrounded by Harley Davidson motorcycles. One of the bikes has a license plate "I LUV MATT"

I wonder what the significance of her being centered is? Then, again, maybe it is not the centering that is significant, but rather, your observation that it was centered. Are you sure that it is not just an invitation to ride that Hog?

I have no idea who really sent it to me, but I'm going to assume it was her.

I bet she'll really love that thought.

I'm going to let my imagination run wild as to what my surprise will be tomorrow.

More? Imagination? You really want to imagine more? I would have thought you would have described it more as nightmares and hoped for it to end. Maybe there is more to the Matt-mmmary conversations than meats the eyes.....are there little 144's in the future? Will big 144's make little 144's? Let us know when to tune in.

Edit: you really ought to give your buddy Gates a call. His speel chucker did not recognize KKD and suggested KKK as an alternative correct spelling.