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[Mattu]

So, I go to the post office yesterday (my junk mail one) and I find out someone has subscribed me to the BMG CD service, where you order a bunch of CDs and you do some deal. I didn't sign up for it, obviously somebody playing a prank.

I go there today and I have a manilla package with no return address. Hand-written. I open it up and nearly crapped my pants.

It's a picture of MMMary, centered, surrounded by Harley Davidson motorcycles. One of the bikes has a license plate "I LUV MATT"

I have no idea who really sent it to me, but I'm going to assume it was her. I can't read the postage "stamp" that shows where it came from.

Whoever sent it, thanks for the laugh. :)

I'm going to let my imagination run wild as to what my surprise will be tomorrow. A puppy? Fried pickles? Russian Bride (I hear Bob is advertising those on SI)? Nekked MMMary collage? A picture of Derfie and Churak hugging?