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[SkeBallLarry]

Some Great Truths About Life

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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I have found inner peace;

here's how you can, too.

I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish everything you start. 

I finished

two bags of potato chips,
a chocolate pie,
a bottle of wine and

a small box of chocolate candy.



....................... I feel better already.!!