SENIOR PHYSICAL
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>Ed was 89 years old and went for his annual physical.
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>All of his tests came back with normal results Dr. Smith was a friend and
>said, " Ed, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally
>and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good
>relationship with God?
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>Ed replied, "God and me are fine. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
>fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
>bathroom - poof - the light goes on, when I'm done - poof- the light goes
>off. "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
>
>A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Ed's wife. "Ethel, he said, Ed
>is doing fine. Physically, he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in
>awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
>night and - poof- the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is
>through - poof - the light goes off?"
>
>Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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