Smells like Christmas

Finger smell like bitcoin

Merry Christmas! What's in the box?? (Smell my Finger)

GG shorts.

I'm calling it. Game Over. Shorts lost.

4 billion cash, no debt, RC at the helm and dedicated, ravenous shareholders. Remind me, what's the short thesis again?

I smell S&P 500

What's the short thesis for a company with no debt and 4 billion cash? Smell my finger

Wait for it...

Are you racketeers scared yet?

Are you playing MOASS Bingo?

What is an exit strategy?

I love Rollercoasters. Having fun yet?

You're locked in here with me.

Rookie Numbers. Diamond Hands.

The GameStop Saga Soundtrack.

I am the infinity pool.

Oh right! My finger. Where Grandmas Sim? He need smell.

What's that smell??

Pick up the phone Kenny and Co, Margin Buu is on the line

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

www.drsgme.org to learn how to keep your shares from racketeer shortsellers.

Full year profitability? Smell my finger

Finger smelling aside, which one of you racketeers has a big ol' swap expiring tomorrow?

Hey guys, guess what?

To the wall street mafia - Smell my finger. Sincerely, Apes

Dumb stormtroopers are just making DRS go faster lol

289 of the last 307 days with short volume above 50% Racketeers swapping that short interest only makes us DRS harder lmayo

Evergrande bankruptcy? You racketeers better find some new collateral. (And thanks for the discount, just DRSd another batch)

RC's Speech

Thanks, Mark and hi everyone. I’ll speak briefly. My father always told me “talk is cheap, actions speak louder than words”. My responsibility is making sure Gamestop is run by managers who treat company money like their own. In corporate America the people in charge, the professional directors and management teams, are not aligned with shareholders. They’re always the recipient of stock grants, however they rarely purchase company shares with their own savings. There's a big difference between risk free compensation for showing up and putting a meaningful amount of your own money at risk. As a result, money is wasted, work is delegated, and a lot of time is spent managing to short term expectations and pandering to wall street. I like people who roll up their sleeves and do real work. People guided by principles, not robots who seek to rest and vest. In corporate America there’s no shortage of overpaid executives, bad capital allocation, and chronic waste and serial delegators. Much as this behavior is both predictable and reprehensible, it’s precisely what creates opportunities. Thank you for being a shareholder.

The lower the price, the faster we DRS and finish this once and for all. GG Dumb Stormtroopers.

Disrupting the fastest growing and most profitable industry on Earth with cutting edge technology that for the first time in history allows gamers to truly own their in game assets, here comes GameStop. The wall street mafia tries everything in their dwindling power to sway public opinion but to no avail. They were unprepared for the resilience of the gamers of this generation.
Wall street had established many avenues of cheating at this game, but gamers are very adept at discovering and countering cheaters. Individiual Gamestop shareholders began to DRS their shares en masse, disrupting the wall street mafias ability to naked short the stock to oblivion, as they had done to so many others like ToysRUs, Sears, Radioshack, Blockbuster, etc. Laser Haas came forward with his story much to the dismay of Goldman Sachs. Dave Lauer began educating apes and formed We The Investors to tackle market reform, Dr T taking huge swings at the corrupt failing criminal status quo of wall street, new rules enforcing more transparency coming in hot, retail comments are overpowering the institutional criminals, big investors and pension funds are starting to take notice and take up huge positions in GME, Citadel liquidated their London branch, got caught spoofing trades in Korea, owe 65 billion dollars in securities they sold and haven't purchased while bribing their employees with everything they can (Disney vacations and cold hard cash) to keep their mouths shut (and thus become implicated as co conspirators) about their crime, took out a high interest loan of over half a billion dollars, are being investigated and probed on multiple fronts, Goldman Sachs laying off thousands of employees, and this is just the tip of the iceberg. You can say things are getting spicy.

Ruh roh Kenny
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zqbr7y/who_dis_need/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

DRS make me happy ape. Smell my finger

Hey Citadel Interns- Don't go to jail with Kenny. https://www.sec.gov/whistleblower

Wall Street mafia. You lost. Smell my finger.

Citadel Europe liquidation? Smell my finger Kennyboi
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/OC340922/insolvency

Keep borrowing. It's sustainable forever.

Who's ready for racketeering charges?