Ruined my old cell phone a few months ago. Bot a new one. It is for emergency use only. No one has the number. I make no calls on it. But once a day I turn it on and check for power. Three months later now, and I always have power. Shouldn't I have to add some now and then? NEVER in three month? Makes no sense to me. Turned off except for 30 seconds a day. But . . .????

Perhaps the writer meant 'the buryier' of bad news.

And off the putting green.

I shall.

I ain't gonna change now. Took me 84 years to get this way, but the old bod just ain't gonna take me much further. If I am gone before Christmas you have my permission to tell everyone that I gave it all I had.

I would urinate on his golf ball on the green. Doubt he could whup me in spite of my age and the fact that I am a cripple. But I'd love it if he tried.

Mr Fats. Sir? I will be gone and forgotten by 2020. In fact I serious doubt that I will make it to Christmas next year. And this year is still doubtful as well. One of my various docs told me in May of 2015 that I could expect to die within six months. I think I missed out on that one.

Just take each day as it comes.
Anyway, Happy Birthday to Kate Upton. Today is her birthday and I think she is now 23. She has done more for bikinis than Soros has done for the Far Left.

Imagine how long it has been for him? Needing to fulfill that obligation this last time, but having to do without you? Soon over.

Morning Larry. We are in summer now. Expect 100 or better most days now.

I thanks you Mr. Arrow. Woke up one more time.

I know someone who soon will visit you.

You deserve it.

4:40. Warm out, though not over 100 degrees. Only 99. Nap time.

Those of us who have passed 80 tend to get a bit uppity. So I admit it.

What about the carp in carp diem?

Arrow? "All the good folks here?" What about the rest of us?

Now that I think on it, you may be write. Something fishy about my prose.

(Dish)
The company disagrees with the ruling and will appeal it, a spokesman said.
I had Dish a while ago. IMO Dish will never appeal to me.

Went back to sleep on porpoise. Now it is becoming 8 Ayem out west here and I has not even thot of coffee. I might soon tho.

Thank you mr40. I hate to think of all the deserving Vets who were mistreated by the former VA. I truly do hope it ends soon.

I first contacted the VA in 2000. I had been injured whilst in the Army. Va told me to get lost. Went again every year until 2012. Saved all the paperwork. Finally got our good Nevada senator to contact the VA. Two weeks later they phoned me and asked what I wanted? Few Vets are fans of the VA. I wasn't. But since 2012 they have properly cared for me in all ways.

Bull, we stay close. He has moved to another state but we email and we often phone. Until this last year I have driven to visit him, gone fishing with him, stayed at his home. Taken him and his wife out to dinner on me, every year. I have been divorced for 25 years and never had any children. So he is part of my dowry when I die. Which isn't far off now.

I have a best friend like that. 45 years and as close as brothers.

P & P? The answer is that I have barely ever seen the rain. It poured back in 19ought99. Washed out roads and bridges etc. But a serious rain here in Las Vegas is a .1 inch of rain, takes maybe ten minutes. Dries up. This truly is a desert. You want something wet here you grab a hose.

At my age I got to hang out somewhere. There is a good quiet place. And before they think serious about arresting me they get a good look at me and decide: "Why bother? Old Fart will be dead before Christmas." And they are right.

Will do.
And Much Grass.

Left hand and . . .
Toidy paper? I'm lost. But my memory has been long gone.

If I use what more?

What do I do for porn the rest of the month?

You are a dear bud to me. And thanks for the use of your name.

I don't use my real name either. I use yours.

That's interesting. I try to keep my bottom dry.

More likely, he will be a better shot when he is freed.

Today is VP Mike Pence's birthday. One more June baby.

Billy Joe Shaver The Devil Made Me Do It

If she can bear fruit she has more talents that I gave her credit for.

I've been GoodNighted many many times. And I didn't say I WAS dirt, just older than.

I keep much of my warter in the freezer. That gives me ice in my drinks.

Because I am male and older than dirt.