Coincidence that you asked, I just got off the phone with our Hero and Savior Mr. Kame. He told me that tomorrow, Thursday 5/31/18, that the 10K will be released and available for the public. Apparently between a rather nasty sunburn coupled with the redness from all of the tattoo needle work, the SEC was unable to take official photos of the 10K on his body. He has been soaking for the last 18 hours in a tub of burn balm that the SEC's Laboratory has put together (consisting of Aloe Vera, Aveno Bath powder, calamine lotion, and some other undisclosed ingredients) and says that they should be able to get clear shots of the 10K this afternoon. He promised me, once out, that the impact of the news that he has been holding back will change not only the course of History, but the physical chemistry of the universe. He claims they will rename Thursday to "Thirstday" and the impact of the news will change both the rotation of the Earth and its orbit around the Sun; resulting in "Thirstday" having 26 hours, each with 65 minutes per hour. At first I thought the "undisclosed ingredients" were getting to his head, but after he explained further, I really began to believe that he was not loopy, but seeing clearer than any one else. That is why "Mr. Al O Vera" is the one to lead us to the promised land. He also said "No Reverse Split."

Who is this Eakle guy everyone is talking about? Our CEO’s name is Mr. Al Kame. Get your facts straight. Sheesh.

Is this going to possibly be a one pop, or is there something of substance here? Curious.....

For the doubters of the 10K's, when they come it will be like a bucket of ice water (oxygenated and alkaline) has been dumped on you. For the believers, it will be like welcoming home a dear old friend. Check under your seats. Hugs for you! Hugs for you! And Hugs for you! And you, and you! Everybody gets a Hug!!!!!!

I bet Eakle knows what an “acronym “ actually is. LOL. Try September October or November. And the look it up. Hint: S.O.o.N.

That was a great catch I missed the powdered/ powered right in front of my nose. LOL. My subconscious is punnier than I am.

Guys, guys. You are making a tense situation for Al, who is currently in SEC custody, even more stressful. Since Al has been deemed a flight risk, as well as BEING the only copy of financials in existence, he has had his phone taken away and has limited internet access while he awaits transport back to the US. He was however able to utilized the private message on iHub to let me know that he is saddened by all the infighting that the financial have caused on this board. He reminds us that they/he will be published as soon as the SEC judges give him the OK. He says Hugs are better than fighting. He reminds us that there is no sense beating a dead unicorn. We ultimately all want the same thing. He said with patience we will all be rewarded. He also gave me a second clue as to the new product: “Powdered Water.” I think it may be the brand name of the new Dehydrated Water product he alluded to earlier?

Peace, Love, Hugs, and Financials to All!!!!

I have been looking into this "Dehydrated Water" thing that Mr. Kame hinted at, and I think it will be HUGE!!! Just imagine instead of carrying around a big, bulky, heavy bottle of water everywhere you go, you just have a small packet of Dehydrated Water. All you need to do is shake the contents of the packet into a glass or bottle of water, and BOOM!!!, instant water. This is insane how simple this is. It is like the paper clip, sure now it seems like an everyday item, but some one had to invent it from scratch. Here we are, ALKM shareholders, on the ground floor of the greatest invention to ever in the world of H2O and people are going back and forth about .0001 price changes. We are all about to become Paper Clip Millionaires!!!!

Go ALKM!!!!

God Bless you Al.

Post Script:

Al, "Mr. 10K" or "Mr. Gold" as he has become to be known just texted me a quick note on his way to the Embassy, saying that he tried posting some pictures of the 10K to the Alkame Facebook page, but they were pulled down by Facebook, because the important bits all included portions of his nether regions which were unfortunately visible in all of the relevant verbiage. He also dropped a hint at the newest creation that he says will turn the H2O world on its head. All he wrote was: "Dehydrated Water!!!" Not sure what that means, but I am all in!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ......Snort!...ZZZZZZZZZ.......

Remember this from 1 year ago?:


ML Capital Group, Inc. Lays Foundation for a Disruptive Acquisition Strategy
Date : 06/14/2017 @ 1:00PM
Source : Access Wire
Stock : Ml Capital Group Inc. (PN) (MLCG)
Quote : 0.0002 0.0 (0.00%) @ 9:30AM

ML Capital Group, Inc. Lays Foundation for a Disruptive Acquisition Strategy
Print
Alert
"A Strategy that Disrupts Tourism's Ugly White Elephant...and Gives it a Unicorn!"

MIAMI, FL / ACCESSWIRE / June 14, 2017 / ML Capital Group, Inc. (OTC PINK: MLCG) has executed a Letter of Intent with DinoStar, Inc., (NV) to acquire certain assets, know-how and ongoing operations to further grow a specific business inside MLCG's travel & tourism vertical. MLCG will pay DinoStar $2,000,000.00 for the acquisition; the Definitive Agreement of which, MLCG and DinoStar will execute upon MLCG becoming current with OTCmarkets.com. This acquisition will not only dramatically expand MLCG's tourism business, it will fundamentally disrupt the travel and tourism sector.

We may soon find out what the Disruptive Acquisition entails....

Part 5:

I just Face Time'd with Island AL, and he did the most amazing and self-sacrificing thing over the holiday weekend for all of us shareholders. While he did admit to losing the original juice soaked 10K's during a drunken parasailing adventure, he was able to sober up and have the entire document tattooed, from memory, all over his body by a very talented (and comely - his words) tattoo artist. It took nearly 3 days to complete, but he was able to show me via Face Time that he indeed used EVERY part of his body. I can't say that I could read any of it over the phone, because it was very small lettering, the definition on our call was poor, and most of all, you all know how hairy Al is. He was just showering up at his hotel and is going to submit himself (as the first and only every "Living 10K") to the SEC at the US Embassy today. He hopes that they accept him and then he will post it online right away. He says that it will not be available as a .pdf, but will be a series of .jpeg's that we can view. I was interested in the 2017 10K, but after he indicated where it was printed, I will just skip to the 2018 10Q. There it is, the conclusion of the saga of; "Al Kame and the Elusive Filings." Congrats to all longs!!!! $$$ALKM$$$

Al, I know I speak for all of us when I say thank you for your dedications to the shareholders of your company.

Any Texans that can report on the Spec’s event in Houston?

Do we bottle OJ with CBD? You have 3 whole days to find out Mr. Dempsey, LOL.

Part (4): Got a voicemail from our beleaguered CEO Mr. Kame. I feel terrible that I missed him, but nature calls (I mean you only rent Alkame water, am I right or what? ). Anyway, he sounded very upbeat and maybe a little drunk? I think he said something about a case of BG Reynolds cocktail mixers he found in the shipping container when they opened it up, and I distinctly heard a crowd of people, glasses clinking and I am pretty sure a steel drum playing some Caribbean music in the background. He said "No Worries Mon," and mentioned casually that he wasn't exactly sure where the only existing copy of the 10K's were, but he was confident they would turn up by the end of the 3 day weekend. I got a good feeling, hope you all do too. It sounds like the filing will definitely take place this coming Tuesday. "WALK GOOD!" (means take care in Jamaica).

I believe Xtreme was the company that Alkame bought that had the patent that we now use. That might be the confusion (if you are not correct BTW).

Part (1): Guys, I just got off the phone with Al over at Al Kame's, you know the owner guy. He told me not to tell anyone but the SEC Special Tactical Ops division currently has him pinned down at the Bell Campus and he is throwing Talapia at them to keep them while off screaming, "They are coming SOON!!!" He didn't have a chance to tell me what "they" were, but I am getting nervous that the SEC is shutting them down. Any one else confirm my fears?

Part (2): Breaking News:

I just got a surprise call back this morning from Talapia Al, our fish flinging CEO. He was able to use some sort of new packaging machine Bell has to seal himself in a 55 Gallon drum of Maraschino Cherries and have himself sent back to Las Vegas. Once there he told me he was able to contact a mutual friend of his and Starsky & Hutch. He said this friend would contact us and we are to listen to everything he says. Also he does have the financials in his possession, but unfortunately they are completely soaked through with cherry juice. Once he dries them out, he will hand copy them over and publish them. Straight from the Unicorn's mouth, as god as my witness.

Part (3): Ongoing saga of ALKM CEO. When last we left off, our hero Talapia Al, or as some now refer to him "Maraschino Al," was going to de-juice the 10K's and get them posted ASAP. He just texted me from a burner phone while inside a Bell Foods International shipping container filled with Hot Sauce and Pickled Asparagus headed to an undisclosed location. He kept it brief in case he was being surveilled. He said the SEC Special Forces are hot on his heels. He tried to reason with them over the phone, but they said that they are shutting down all OTC stocks as quickly as they can for not being current in their filings, no negotiations period. He panicked and hung up the phone when he heard the rotors on the attack choppers and that's when he fled. He is low on oxygen in the shipping container but assures me he has enough O2 stored in several cases of Alkame water to make it through until he arrives at where ever he is headed. Let us pray for Asparagus Al that he is safe in his travels until he can post the financials. I will immediately post when/if he contacts me again. GLTA

I am glad they are appreciated, I enjoy writing them.

Ongoing saga of ALKM CEO. When last we left off, our hero Talapia Al, or as some now refer to him "Maraschino Al," was going to de-juice the 10K's and get them posted ASAP. He just texted me from a burner phone while inside a Bell Foods International shipping container filled with Hot Sauce and Pickled Asparagus headed to an undisclosed location. He kept it brief in case he was being surveilled. He said the SEC Special Forces are hot on his heels. He tried to reason with them over the phone, but they said that they are shutting down all OTC stocks as quickly as they can for not being current in their filings, no negotiations period. He panicked and hung up the phone when he heard the rotors on the attack choppers and that's when he fled. He is low on oxygen in the shipping container but assures me he has enough O2 stored in several cases of Alkame water to make it through until he arrives at where ever he is headed. Let us pray for Asparagus Al that he is safe in his travels until he can post the financials. I will immediately post when/if he contacts me again. GLTA

I get it, I have done that before as well. All good.

I don't understand are you assuming I don't own 5,000,000 shares of PURA and many times that of USMJ?

No fair, you have a head start.

Could that be a PULSE?

Here is what I read from this, and I cannot determine if we are better off or not for it. (ALL SUPPOSITION BASED ON PASSED PR's) Some one offered to buy Americanna Cafe which is technically all USMJ has left as assets. The offer may have been countered by USMJ to create a new company joint owned by USMJ, possibly called Americanna Cafe (AMCF?) in which the buyer will have majority/controlling interest of, but it will not be a complete buy out. PURA could become strictly the beverage/water producer, and the potential spin-offs could be an extraction business with PURA and GRCO in California only (mentioned months ago), a new company consisting of all grow operations (which may or may not include direct sales via dispensaries), a new company that is purely extraction only. I am sure that there are mnay other creative ways that this could play out, but I considered my USMJ Dead Money for which my PURA position would make up for many fold. I worry now that the great compilation of PURA assets may be diluted down by fragmenting them. Hope it turns out I am short sided.

You should upgrade to real time quotes. At .0015 now. Even for the day

I think this is was trading looks like now without MM's playing games. I hope MM's are all set with their positions and let this thing climb until it explodes with financials.

Breaking News:

I just got a surprise call back this morning from Talapia Al, our fish flinging CEO. He was able to use some sort of new packaging machine Bell has to seal himself in a 55 Gallon drum of Maraschino Cherries and have himself sent back to Las Vegas. Once there he told me he was able to contact a mutual friend of his and Starsky & Hutch. He said this friend would contact us and we are to listen to everything he says. Also he does have the financials in his possession, but unfortunately they are completely soaked through with cherry juice. Once he dries them out, he will hand copy them over and publish them. Straight from the Unicorn's mouth, as god as my witness.

None of us know what the true financial situation is, but we have our suspicions that they are pretty good. Hence the impatience to see the numbers. I see that we will have one or more positive things come out of the latest Q results besides the information on all of ALKM's endevours. This is my Spectrum with RED X's to mark where I expect to see things come in:

Revenue: Underwhelming.......Good..............X..Outstanding
Profits: Large Loss...............X.Even...................Surprisingly Large Profit
Outlook: Poor..........................Good...............X..Unbelievable


I have no idea what numbers to guess at, $5 to $10 Million in Revenues? It is probably as hard to gauge predictions as is it is for the auditing firm to forensically retrace all of the moves that Eakle and Co. has made to get us here.

Check out the Date (3 1/2 Years ago) and the RED Underlined portion:

January 22, 2015 09:00 ET

Alkame Holdings, Inc. Closes Acquisition of Intellectual Property and Assets of Xtreme Technologies, Inc.

LAS VEGAS, NV--(Marketwired - Jan 22, 2015) - Alkame Holdings, Inc. (OTCQB: ALKM), a publicly traded health and wellness technology holding company with a focus on patentable, innovative, and eco-friendly products announced today it has closed on its definitive agreement to acquire all intellectual property and assets of Xtreme Technologies, Inc. ("Xtreme"). Alkame Holdings, Inc. now owns the patents and rights on the proprietary technologically advanced process in water treatment systems for complete hydration and expands the Company's distribution global wide.

Alkame's patented technology creates water with several unique properties which allow the body to absorb and utilize it more efficiently and help to achieve an optimal pH balance. This patented technology also increases the available oxygen content and absorbability which equates to more fuel for improved metabolic efficiency, boosted immune system, and improved cardio respiratory function.

According to Alkame Holdings, Inc. CEO, Robert Eakle, "This is a major milestone for our company. This acquisition allows us to now expand our distribution globally, includes a testing and manufacturing facility, annual revenue of over a million, and allows us to immediately enter the pet industry with existing major customers such as Walmart and Petco. In addition, we no longer have licensing fees for use of the technology, thus lowering our costs and improve margins significantly. Our primary objective is to use the patented technology we have now acquired underlying in our brand, and then to introduce, promote, aggressively market and establish greater channels of distribution to sell our product to a wide range of consumers."

That didn't even put a dent in he bid.

Chugga. Chugga. Chugga. bye bye 14's.

Guys, I just got off the phone with Al over at Al Kame's, you know the owner guy. He told me not to tell anyone but the SEC Special Tactical Ops division currently has him pinned down at the Bell Campus and he is throwing Talapia at them to keep them off screaming, "They are coming SOON!!!" He didn't have a chance to tell me what "they" were, but I am getting nervous that the SEC is shutting them down. Any one else confirm my fears?

I think the truth we set this board free!!! As well as the share price.

I think there are so many shares tied up just by posters here that the trading has thinned out and it is easier for the MM's to manipulate. JMHO

I am going into a meeting for about an hour, when I come out I expect this to be trading between .0014 and .0015. Do not let me down.

I don't see any financials on that label, who you trying to fool?!

But, but, but.....they said there would be financials and that means none of this matters (sarcasm).

PURA has 1/10 of our OS. But your point would still give us .004 to .005. That being said, we should have 5X +/- PURA’s. I also think PURA is undervalued but ALKM is much farther along toward fruition.

That is just simply a good point.

When buying these sub-penny stocks, usually you are trying to get a story before the hype, and get out on top before everyone realizes that it was sub-penny for a reason. But in the case of ALKM, I truly believe that we have a revenue making legitimate long term survivor with "explosive growth." I think many people plan on selling some or all of their shares at a level they think they can maximize within a few days of the financials' release "pop," but while I plan on doing the same (only a higher price and a smaller percentage of my holdings than most; I am guessing from what I read on this board) I believe that in several years, this will be a stock trading mainly based on profit, revenues and growth with a real P/E Ratio and Valuation. Just my 2 cents - which would be a good SP by this time next week .

If this drops below .0012, I may sell 1000 shares of GWPH and buy myself up to 4.9% ownership of ALKM.