Alkame Holdings Inc (ALKM)

[redwagon]

Coincidence that you asked, I just got off the phone with our Hero and Savior Mr. Kame. He told me that tomorrow, Thursday 5/31/18, that the 10K will be released and available for the public. Apparently between a rather nasty sunburn coupled with the redness from all of the tattoo needle work, the SEC was unable to take official photos of the 10K on his body. He has been soaking for the last 18 hours in a tub of burn balm that the SEC's Laboratory has put together (consisting of Aloe Vera, Aveno Bath powder, calamine lotion, and some other undisclosed ingredients) and says that they should be able to get clear shots of the 10K this afternoon. He promised me, once out, that the impact of the news that he has been holding back will change not only the course of History, but the physical chemistry of the universe. He claims they will rename Thursday to "Thirstday" and the impact of the news will change both the rotation of the Earth and its orbit around the Sun; resulting in "Thirstday" having 26 hours, each with 65 minutes per hour. At first I thought the "undisclosed ingredients" were getting to his head, but after he explained further, I really began to believe that he was not loopy, but seeing clearer than any one else. That is why "Mr. Al O Vera" is the one to lead us to the promised land. He also said "No Reverse Split."