Alkame Holdings Inc (ALKM)

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Part 5:

I just Face Time'd with Island AL, and he did the most amazing and self-sacrificing thing over the holiday weekend for all of us shareholders. While he did admit to losing the original juice soaked 10K's during a drunken parasailing adventure, he was able to sober up and have the entire document tattooed, from memory, all over his body by a very talented (and comely - his words) tattoo artist. It took nearly 3 days to complete, but he was able to show me via Face Time that he indeed used EVERY part of his body. I can't say that I could read any of it over the phone, because it was very small lettering, the definition on our call was poor, and most of all, you all know how hairy Al is. He was just showering up at his hotel and is going to submit himself (as the first and only every "Living 10K") to the SEC at the US Embassy today. He hopes that they accept him and then he will post it online right away. He says that it will not be available as a .pdf, but will be a series of .jpeg's that we can view. I was interested in the 2017 10K, but after he indicated where it was printed, I will just skip to the 2018 10Q. There it is, the conclusion of the saga of; "Al Kame and the Elusive Filings." Congrats to all longs!!!! $$$ALKM$$$

Al, I know I speak for all of us when I say thank you for your dedications to the shareholders of your company.