Alkame Holdings Inc (ALKM)

[redwagon]

Ongoing saga of ALKM CEO. When last we left off, our hero Talapia Al, or as some now refer to him "Maraschino Al," was going to de-juice the 10K's and get them posted ASAP. He just texted me from a burner phone while inside a Bell Foods International shipping container filled with Hot Sauce and Pickled Asparagus headed to an undisclosed location. He kept it brief in case he was being surveilled. He said the SEC Special Forces are hot on his heels. He tried to reason with them over the phone, but they said that they are shutting down all OTC stocks as quickly as they can for not being current in their filings, no negotiations period. He panicked and hung up the phone when he heard the rotors on the attack choppers and that's when he fled. He is low on oxygen in the shipping container but assures me he has enough O2 stored in several cases of Alkame water to make it through until he arrives at where ever he is headed. Let us pray for Asparagus Al that he is safe in his travels until he can post the financials. I will immediately post when/if he contacts me again. GLTA