I don't follow cryptocurrencies. They are just alternative fictional game tokens, like Federal Reserve Notes, Euros, BRK stock shares, pre-bankruptcy subordinated senior GM bonds, VOO ETF shares, Yen, yuan/renminbi, etc.

"It's all just munny. It's made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on them."

Shorter version

https://www.wsj.com/finance/currencies/tether-crypto-us-dollar-sanctions-52f85459

Shaky Jake, what do you make of this Federal criminal indictment for music royalty fraud?

https://www.ibtimes.com/ai-music-streamed-royalty-fraud-3742230

Keep comin',, ,boyo - JUSTIN(E) COSTELLO needs a cell mate at Lompoc. Hope you like the top bunk and can speak fluent Spanish.

Good news tho; AMEX cannot garnish your wages for prison work - 35 cents an hour for the entry level yobbs you will start off with. Janitorial work - cleaning toilets, mopping showers, polishing knobs, wiping down telephone handsets and buttons, cleaning up vomit, picking up biowaste trash (LOL - guess what that is).

I urge those who are innerested in Shaky Jake's royalty charade to contact The case is being prosecuted by the Office’s Complex Frauds and Cybercrime Unit. Assistant U.S. Attorneys Nicholas W. Chiuchiolo and Kevin Mead are in charge of the prosecution. They will know whom to refer it to, as it is a similar matter.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/north-carolina-musician-charged-music-streaming-fraud-aided-artificial-intelligence

Speaking of collections, Shaky Jake, pay your delinquent AMEX bill!

Well, let us step back from the metaphorical ledge for a moment. Restating in a milder sauce, I find it utterly mindblowing that some people become clinically depressed, become drug addicts/alcoholics, gett divorced, and/or commit hari-kari/seppuku, OD, slash their wrists to bleed~OUTT, project a copper-jacketed or unjacketed ingot of lead at high (in some cases supersonic) velocity into their cranium, or disappear, severing communication with fambly and frenns - just because they are bust and/or lost a whole bunch of these financial tokens.

Butt then I also don't gett why people buy pennystocks, other than a manifestation of a deep-seated self-hatred and using self-sabotage to somehow feel better after they have punished themselves. Kinda like cathartic self-flagellation or the sexual fetish of masochism. So you see why I find these pennystockers fascinating. I cannot comprehend their decision to buy pennystocks, just as I cannot understand someone yumping ~OUT of a basement window after ingesting a lethal dose of some chemical. The way some people sometimes "think" (and I use that word with strong reservations in this CONtext) is baffling to me. Newbies have the excuse that they don't know better because they are new to pennyscam stocks, butt we see many grizzled veterans of losing munny in pennyscams for years, even decades, still repeating the same behaviour. Most eventually run ~OUTT of waiting for funds to clear events, gett divorced, or die, extinguishing all those capital loss carryforwards for income taxes. It's a shame.

I think that people who have been poor at some point in their lives generally understand at some level that munny is nott the central focus of life or living. Butt people who have nott experienced some degree of (at least Western OECD-level) poverty have no experience living with minimal to no financial assets or income. It is those folks who have a great fear of the unknown: poverty. So they cling to financial instruments like religious icons, keeping them safe from oblivion and revering them as religious relics - their salvation from the Hell of being a Bottom-Five-Percenter. When they do go bust (as some do), their entire framework of their model of life is shattered and the anxiety of facing the unknown of poverty drives them to dire actions: suicide, criminality, drugs/booze, gambling, ending contact with fambly and frenns, etc. rather than just adjusting their lifestyle accordingly and dealing with their new reality.

They fail to appreciate that for most of the time that humans have existed, even thru the so-callt "Great Depression", even the wealthiest people of those times would be considered deeply impoverished by today's standards. Yett those prior generations managed to lead lives which were sufficiently satisfactory to them so that they did nott kill themselves, of course with some exceptions. There was livable life before smart phones, internet, TV, radio, the printing press, air conditioning, air travel, automobiles, running water, hot water heaters, central heating, toilets, and, yes, even before pasta.

As Jeremy Irons stated, "It's just money. It's made up."

Whoops-oops! Then I suspect that my GTC limit buy orders for BA at $60 and $30 prolly won't gett filled this week.

The machinists strike was avoided as well.

Will just have to wait for the next 7X7 to dropp to gett those buy orders fillt.

I have empathy for the worker who had to clean the garbitch and poop from the Starliner in New Mexico. I hope they at least gott paid overtime for weekend work (you don't suppose they left the detritus in the Starliner to ferment in the hot NM sun over the weekend, doya?)

I would like to own some BA, butt nott at anywhere near the current market price. At $60, I buy an aliquot. At $30, twice that again more. If those prices don't occur, then I can live wiff~OUTT it. It is just a stock, an intangible, financial book entries, legal fictions, CONjured illusions, nott anything to really count on for anything. It is simply a differently-shaped game token.

I find it curious how many people treat these financial "instruments" (including fiat currencies) as tho they are anything other than fictions that have value only because of a currently-persisting Wizard of Oz-like mass hallucination about them. Stack those Enron certs on top of your Confederate Dollars and Reichmarks and Lehman Bros bonds. Financial instruments are all entirely and at all times a CONfidence game. Promises of some value, typically indeterminate and dynamic over time.

Even the little plastic hotels in Monopoly are more real. Salesmanship is all about what you can CONvince people to bleeve. All financial instruments rest upon the foundation of salesmanship and nothing more. The head salesman of the Federal Reserve is just the little man behind the curtain in The Wizard of Oz.

I find it mindblowing that some people yump ~OUTT of tall buildings when they go bust. They have an utter lack of perspective re: financial matters v. living.

Jeremy Irons understands it. He has clarity on this subject.

Short interest is 1,667,775.



https://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/LWLG/security

Do you people seriously nott understand the difference between short interest and the meaningless daily short volume?

Seriously?

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=167500608

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=174523967

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=173940797

The average daily volume of LWLG traded in the past 3 months is 605,237 shares per day. So it would take less than 3 days average trading volume to cover the current short interest.

Welp, you're doing it wronGGG. See below (this turd is DOWN ~90 percent from its high of $20.30 in Nov 2021 and still droppppppping.)

How are your cold fusion stocks and nanotechnology robotics stocks doin' these days? Still waitin'?

They are targeting the Starliner garbage truck to land at White Sands, NM. Ergo, folks in Decatur and Peoria best evacuate or seek secure underground shelter (nott a basement) during the re-entry time window.

Cautious Canadians might want to consider doing the same.

Caesar's betting line for the actual landing/impact site is (moneyline):

Paducah +950
Memphis +1100
Decatur (IL) +1500
Decatur (GA) +1750
Decatur (AL) +2175
Decatur (TX) +2500
Decatur (WA) - close to Seattle and Everett - +99990
White Sands (NM) +999,999,999,990 [i.e., the lotto has better odds]
Moon EVEN
Mars off the board
Pluto -10,000
No Landing (ever) -990,000 [the overwhelming favorite! - includes lost in space forever and/or burn up on re-entry]

11 degrees Kelvin is -439.87 Fahrenheit. Liquid nitrogen is -320 F. Liquid oxygen is -297.33 °F

This has ZERO commercial application.

Poseur Parki had to issue shares to pay the dentist and the few venues that agreed to show the Dark Feathers fiasco for the two weeks that is was shown.

Grossing a whopping TOTAL International Box Office (includes USA) = $38,254 (07 Sept 2024)

https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Dark-Feathers-Dance-Of-The-Geisha-(2024)#tab=international

Same as last week and the prior week - ERGO, Dark Feathers run is finished - nott shown anywhere for the past two weeks.

Discount Dental now owns 4,000,000 newly issued shares of HHSE as a first installment of a payment plan to pay for Poseur Parki's rotted teef dental work to-date. Parki's Medicare does nott cover dental.

Those are all EXPIRED.

When will retired hobby diver Captain Keith bring upp the mushroom juice-filled brainless implants from the Pulaski?

The world wonders. 🤣

Dark Feathers: Dance Of The Geisha (2024) TOTAL International Box Office (includes USA) = $38,254 (05 Sept 2024)

https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Dark-Feathers-Dance-Of-The-Geisha-(2024)#tab=international

Same as last week and the prior week - ERGO, Dark Feathers run is finished - nott shown anywhere for the past two weeks.

Lost Shithead God Noch unable to pay his AMEX bill.

Disordered thinking. ADD/AHD kid.

BTW, with a really crappy lawyer who is skinning Shaky Jake alive on legal fees for stuff heading nowhere butt, at best, a wastepaper basket 🗑️, and most likely large fines, civil asset forfeiture, and prison time. And that is the good news.

DCLT is as moribund as Recliner Timmy's non-existent sex life. Even a whole dump truck full of Viagra could nott gett a rise ~OUTTa DCLT.

Think of Recliner Timmy as a eunuch with a vending machine route.

Or as an older, fatter, drunker Beaver Cleaver whose older brother Wally sent him to pick up dad's dry cleaning on his bike. And now, laden with the dry cleaning, his bike getts a flatt and it begins to rain.

Recliner Timmy and Gabby Garrulous Gary are two old dudes who, if ever they had any 'get up and go', it got up and went a long, long time ago. These two lazybones epitomize the meaning of "dead wood".

Well apparently one of the things you don't know is that the SEC has never and will never arrest anyone, nott even Shaky Jake. The SEC does nott have the authority to arrest anyone and it can only bring civil lawsuits - that do nott prosecute crimes they only award monetary damages for violations of regulations and statutory civil violations.

Unless and until (and I bleeve it will eventually be until) Shaky Jake is charged with a crime by the US Dept of Justice (DOJ) and indicted by a Federal grand jury, he will nott be subject to a Federal arrest unless he blows up a building, commits a terrorist act, attempts to assassinate a Federal official or political candidate, imports and/or distributes illegal drugs, or robs a Federally chartered bank in a bold daylight robbery like the 1997 North Hollywood shoot~OUTT.

Usually the filing of the SEC civil case can precede a later criminal indictment by the DOJ and a Federal grand jury. The SEC can make a referral to the DIOJ, butt it is the DOJ which decides if criminal charges are brought and would be brought by the DOJ, nott the SEC.

"CEO update: no changes", still a total lifelong LOSER and grifter.

See, e.g., https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=174568447

I think the court approval of the settlement agreement was the so-called "fairness hearing".

When and where is this "3a10 fairness hearing" that you plan to attend?

For BCAP or SONG.

❓️

That (KBLB) is a "low floater" with a tight SS. Even when they max~OUTT the OS, that will nott be sufficient to allow for even 2% of ants to be able to own a share.

Once the KBLB train leaves the station and the ants, fulla FOMO, yump aboard, that ship is going to Pluto. Anybuddy holding those KBLB commons with diamond hands when the ants begin "chasing" that stock will see their train come in. It will be a real zipcode changer for the patient KBLB longs. Imagine (as you must) how extravagant their victory celebration party in Vegas will be. And with the very tight SS, it will be a MOASS GOAT.

The ants are the new Belgians; when the ants have bought into a stock, that is the sell signal to dump it all.

Or have your shares individually certificated and turn the images into NFTs to sell to the ants who are left with~OUTT shares when the OS maxes to the AS.

When you CONsider the quadrillions of aging ants with little or no equity ownership and no pensions, it becomes glaringly obvious that any stock with an AS of less that a googleplex has insufficient headroom for an orderly run by the ants fulla FOMO and desperately trying to load their IRA and 401(k) lifeboats with high beta pennystocks in a bid to catch-up. We know from Janice's linked article that ants are aggressive; it only stands to reason that they will be very aggressive investors.

Plus they will likely love REITs for the juicy divis.

Strategerize yer pennyplays accordingly - this will be an epic secular ant market run. Start charting now! Clay is holding a free "ant run charting" online webinar this coming weekend to discuss the new sharting tools and courses for the Madd Ant Rally that will be offered during the webinar.

I must now work on my current project: AntCoin.

Nott a Bull or a Bear market: charting the Ant Scramble market with Clay

Janitor/Criminole STEVE BRICKNER emptying garbage cans, cleaning toilets, mopping the bathroom in Cell Block C.

And therein is the pathognomonic signature of virtue signalers - pride in thinking themselves more advanced or civilised than others as demonstrated by their enunciated views or self-advertised actions which they deem superior and/or enlightened compared to DaMasses and DaUnwarshed who hold different opinions and/or bleefs.

Spoliation Alert: You are neither. No better and no worse. Just another Bovidae in DaHerd.

It's that pride thing. Caring about your social status and the perceptions of others. Very non-Buddhist. Very urban (nott urbane) and pretentious.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Do_You_Care_What_Other_People_Think%3F

Yayuss, we know. Witch is why I bought these microwaveable ceramic bowls, cups, plates for DaSun and DaSqu_w and me.

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=174799659

I do nott nor wood I have any reason to microwave my disposable plastic straw that I use to CONsume iced tea and other cold drinks.

Thanks for thinking of me tho. I am reading about the Mexican Revolution (which some argue is still going on, including former PAN Presidente Vincente Fox). It seems complicated butt fascinating. Most Merrikuns have no meaningful understanding of Mexican history. I, Shirley, din't until just very recently.

El hacendado de Norte de California y Noreste de Iowa,

shajanista

shajanista y cúmbila de ortho

REMINDER: MGTI is nuffin butt a LADD/HONIG/FIFE scam.

That is all.

"The main thing about money, Bud...it makes you do things you don't wanna do." - Lou Mannheim to Bud Fox in the offices of Jackson Steinem in Wall Street (1987)

CMW is at Taco Cabana testing his approximately 20 ft long refried beans pipeline. It is the closest thing he will ever get to a natural gas pipeline.

Whereas, in CONtradistinction, the LIFP is a quite solid financial investment available to current and former accredited MRGE baggholders.

The repair and restoration of the pilot-scale LIFP remains underway butt could use an infusion of pennyvestor financing to expedite the reopening date. Since the LIFP project has nott yett reached its IPO stage, all share issuances come on really nice looking embossed share certificates printed on high-quality 28 lb Crane cert paper with a shiny metallized blue sticker image of a halibut on the lower left. Series B shares of common are available now.

The certs are super nice and can be framed and mounted right next to one's MRGE shares. 🗑️

Whoops-oops! Time to call Roscosmos for a Soyuz ride (the Uber of space travel): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13799531/boeing-starliner-nasa-astronauts-rescue-mission-spacex-crew.html

Mebbe Soyuz can tow the Star(crossed)Liner back to Earth.

Enjoying my iced tea thru a disposable plastic straw: https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/08/from-recycling-to-food-can-we-eat-plastic-munching-microbes/

BTW, the current plastic straw I am using is one I kept from my mid-June I-80 run returning to the Hacienda. I gott it at a truckstop when I bought a large Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper. Once ensconced at the Hacienda, I trimmed it down to a length suitable for use with my iced tea cuppage.

DAVID FOLEY - Birdman of Beaumont

Dark Feathers: Dance Of The Geisha (2024) TOTAL International Box Office (includes USA) = $38,254

https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Dark-Feathers-Dance-Of-The-Geisha-(2024)#tab=international

🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍸️🍼🍼🫗🫗🫗⌛️🗑️🗑️🚽🚽🚽🧻

Bombs away!

Just Another Failure brought to you by Poseur Parki the Lifetime Loser - Now on Medicare (which does nott cover dental for Parki's rotted teef).

Start-up science fraud: https://www.wsj.com/health/healthcare/cancer-study-retracted-research-fallout-9573f842

SEC news:https://www.sec.gov/enforcement-litigation/litigation-releases/lr-26086

Another "missing link" found: https://scitechdaily.com/mysterious-new-organism-found-in-mono-lake-could-rewrite-the-history-of-life/

With pilot Rogerinocchio and co-pilot _______Ben, that starship will wind up 20,000 leagues under the sea.

The old Shell Game can become difficult to reCONcile DaBooks, as one is generally juggling multiple sets of books and they are all cooked, just in different ways and to different extents. DaMunny flows in so many directions into ratholes that reCONciling accounting can become difficult to do over time.

Lies built on lies overlying lies - it getts spaghetti bowl complexified and CONvoluted. So eventually they have to resort to making up numbers that are nonsensical and inCONsistent.

It would be prudent to regard every single LVVV financial report as bullshit since the Form 15 was filed in June 2017 that removed this turd from being an SEC registrant and reporter into a non-reporting, unaudited "dark" non-registrant.

The LVVV "financials" are 🗑️🚮🚽🧻🪠.

Garbage. It's a scam, folks. Were you expecting the bullshit "financials" to actually make sense?

WHY?

Rooftard scribbled the following on a roll of toilet paper at FCI-Oxford (Roofie is an Oxford fellow now!):

Set Agonian is a wrestling legend who is devoted to his national heritage and his sport

A newspaper in New York City once quoted Setrak Agonian as saying he was a 300% man. That included 100% Armenian, 100% Bulgarian and 100% American. It is the 100% American part that makes Set so valuable to the wrestling community in the United States. It is the driving spirit behind his countless hours of volunteer work and considerable personal investment in the sport of wrestling. It is why Set Agonian is USA Wrestling's Man of the Year this year. Set Agonian is not a person you will forget when you met him. He is large and active and opinionated. A former national champion boxer for Bulgaria, he brings that kind of pugnacious attitude to everything that he does. Trained in college to coach both boxing and wrestling, Agonian also has the heart of a wrestler, the competitive fire that makes him establish high goals and the drive to achieve great things. He also has a heart of gold, a true concern for other people. Set Agonian was brought into wrestling by one of his major life mentors, the legendary Bill Farrell of the New York AC. Farrell was a coach of the U.S. freestyle wrestlers in 1971 when the World Team was scheduled to compete in Sofia, Bulgaria. Born in that country, Agonian joined the delegation as the assistant team leader. He was the person who was with the team to assist them in that nation, to protect them from challenges and guide them in dealing with a Soviet-bloc system that was designed to make things difficult for Americans. He has some crazy stories about how he had to deal with some of the political issues that came up while he was there assisting the American wrestlers in Bulgaria. Some of them sound like pages from a spy novel. From that event started more than 30 years of active involvement in wrestling, not only on the national level, but on the local scene in New York, as well as within the international arena. For Agonian, it is all about building and promoting wrestling, a sport that he loves with a passion. This came together with the creation of the Metropolitan Wrestling Association, the New York-based wrestling group that played a leadership role in the 2003 World Championships of Freestyle Wrestling in New York City. The idea came to Set in 1984. "With Sonny Greenhalgh, I said, 'why don't we organize something in our city? Let's organize the Metropolitan Wrestling Association as a non-profit.' This was so we could bring international events to New York City," he said. Agonian saw former wrestler Rocky Aoki, the founder of Benihana, at a social function, and told him that he had turned his back on wrestling, as he was heavily involved in other activities such as ballooning. Aoki agreed with him. Soon, Agonian and his wrestling group helped organize a function at the New York Athletic Club to honor Aoki. The end result was a sponsorship from Benihana for a USA vs. Russia wrestling dual meet, which was held in Madison Square Garden and was televised. The MWA was off and running. Set is not afraid to go after things that are important to him. And he is not worried if he ruffles a few feathers if it helps get things done. "It has been like this all my life," said Agonian. "In boxing, at 14, I was a champion. I was fighting with everybody. I stand up for justice. I'm outspoken. I don't give a darn." Since Agonian is also 100% Armenian and 100% Bulgarian, he has gotten involved in helping those nations in some of his projects. He convinced the Soviet powers-that-be that they should let an Armenian team (which at the time was a republic within the Soviet Union) come to the USA for wrestling matches. The team was able to arrive in America and wrestle matches in New York and Boston. It was the first time a group representing Armenia, not the Soviet Union, was able to compete in wrestling in our nation. The Armenian flag was displayed for all to see. The inspiration came when a woman who works cleaning his office told him that she has sent money to Armenia to assist the victims of the earthquake there. The woman was not even Armenian, just a person looking to do something for those whose lives had been destroyed. "I'm thinking that I am Armenian," said Agonian. "Why don't we bring the team here to wrestle? I asked the Russians. I am a good friend with Ivan Yarygin (then coach of the Soviet freestyle team). We got it done." As far as the 100% Bulgarian heritage, Agonian brought the New York Police Department to Sofia, Bulgaria, with support from AT&T. This year, he was chosen to represent the U.S. Olympic Committee in some important Olympic meetings held in Bulgaria. Agonian took great pride in representing the USA at this Bulgarian Olympic function and prepared an extensive report with photos of all the Bulgarian dignitaries that he met on the trip. Agonian was the driving force in keeping the MWA active, helping run the operations from his office and coming up with projects. Over the years, the MWA has grown and developed a very strong Board of Directors. This group was truly tested when the World Championships came to New York. They not only handled the challenge, but they helped make the event a tremendous success. Agonian talks about some of the proudest moments of his life , many of which happened in New York during the 2003 World Championships. "A high moment happened when I got to stand up in the Opening Ceremonies and read a letter from the President of the United States to congratulate us, as well as the Legends who were being honored," said Agonian. "I got to read this on the floor of Madison Square Garden," he said. "My goal is to make professional sports give back to amateur sports," said Agonian. "I said that now you people of New York will see the real wrestling. My dream came true to be there. We promise to be back there." Another highlight for Agonian was when he received his FILA gold star on the raised mat in the Garden, next to one of his heroes. "It was a high point when the man who introduced me to wrestling, Bill Farrell, my mentor, was there on the stage to receive the gold star of FILA," said Agonian. "I was standing next to him. That was my thanks to him." Agonian was equally proud during the "Night of Legends" dinner at the New York Athletic Club, where Dennis Hastert, Donald Rumsfeld and Stephen Friedman, all officials with the current government were honored, along with author John Irving and Nobel Prize winner Norman Bourlag. "To see we have three men in the administration of the government, that is what wrestling creates," said Agonian. "Set Agonian believes in old fashioned values. We have to teach these things to young people. Everybody should understand how proud we are of the Speaker of the House, the Secretary of Defense and the Chief Economic Advisor, all wrestlers. Many others are running major corportations. For both men and women, we are doing something to create leaders." When Set tells a story, he talks about all of the people he knows, all over the world. This is a man who is not shy about getting in the middle of things and being with important people. There was a key moment in getting the 2003 World Championships back to New York after the 2001 meet was taken away by the September 11 attack. Slovakia had the rights to the 2003 Freestyle Worlds. It was Agonian who met with Slovakian officials in meetings in New York which resulted in the World meet being brought back to New York. Ultimately, it is all about wrestling. Agonian loves the sport, and loves the people in the sport. That is why he puts in all the time and effort. Plus, as a 300% man, he has a lot more to give than most people do...

No secret sauce. Just larceny and fraud.

MadCatz