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The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
I think NT needs a new advertising writer...time to bail Churak!
Miller time??
A Cup of Joe (?)
it lifts my spirits and brings a smile
and helps me make it that extra mile
Fred, thought this article would mean something to you.
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Strength Building for Seniors
For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. Even our friends who are not yet seniors may find this regimen helpful. Three days a week works well.
Begin by standing outside behind the house and, with a 5 lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them as long as you can.
After a few weeks, move up to 10 lb. potato sacks. After a while, move up again to a couple of 50 lb. sacks. Hang in there for a few more weeks and then take the final step and go to 100 lb. sacks. You will know when you have reached your goal of renewed strength and endurance when you are able to hold the 100 lb.sacks at arms length for a full minute.
Next, try putting some potatoes in the sacks.
Of course doing as you suggest defeats the audible alert function, correct?
AK
I kinda like Sheriff Matt's patrol car.
AK
Pish??
So, you want a "pish" alert because Bob uses the icon for a little "pisher"?
AK
p.s. The origin of phresh phish, BTW, is from a local merchant: Phil's Phresh Phish <g>
Hint:
hasher, I'm sure it will work on other brands too...
Carolyn, don't you think it's time for you to straighten up the bar? It's starting to looking like Matt's room.
hasher, you fixed your computer yet?...
Colt, nice of you to put this sign up, but isn't Carolyn supposed to be back by Wednesday?
It takes a long time for my train to come into the station.
Yup Fred, and here's what happened the last time it did...
I will stop with the limericks, for now, because I WILL GO ON, if I'm let loose....., besides, I'm working on a science project for the Hashers...
When did Sheriff Matt start a vocational training program here?
spankin' you say? hmmm...what I gotta do to get one of them?
Just be yourself Churak...everything will be fine...
Original, because you stayed up all night drinking, I suppose I should remind you...
Nice graphic but it takes more like 20 or so to really hit the floor....
Maybe not...
Gee, these look just like Coke goggles...
What happened to Annie?
Churak is looking for her anxiously...
They look something like this?
Hey Colt, what'd I do? Just took a few souvenier photographs of you and the boyz...and why you lumpin' me in with Churak...
AK
p.s. Isn't that pitcher getting a little heavy by now?
Churak, you got your "beer glasses" on?
AK
Colt's 5th cousin, I should leave town because Churak is holding a Wet T-Shirt contest?
AK
p.s. You think maybe Carolyn doesn't like tourists?
Colt the Boobie Tester!!!
Planning on having an oral exam?
AK
Bob, give away iHub tee shirts for free; free with purchase of this one:
Some advise for the posting of pics,
Sometimes it just gives one kicks,
But sometimes you might
Consider the plight
Of posting raw pictures of chicks!
Original, yes indeed -- consider...
Yup, and the evening's hardly started (see #msg-565861 but not you Carolyn); don't the bars close there at 2:00 a.m., or you out on the sidewalk again drinkin' Thunderbird?
Offer accepted. Changed it just in time. This one has the bubble bath in it.
AK
My Edit window is still open -- that post can be changed -- PM me with your best offer, but do it quick!
AK
I don't know no hard body dancers
But have heard they are pleasure enhancers
Say? If I had a few
Would I know what to do?
Or would I have even a chance(rs)?
It's easy Fred. Just sit there, and have a C-note handy.
Hey, lookie here -- Churak hijacked a tourist bus, and he's holding a Wet T-Shirt contest at Carolyn's. Goooo Churak!! Sure hope they know what a Wet T-Shirt contest is. Colt, you gonna do that thing with the pitcher again? Original, you out of the jacuzzi yet? I think Churak needs help with this crowd.
Colt, I won't tell if you don't, but just what are you doing with that pitcher of beer?
Colt, how you gonna 'spain this to Carolyn?
Original, does Carolyn know about this?
So I too can ask you to be an interpreter?
AK
Did Churak sufficiently explain how I plagiarized his post? If not, go back on the thread 10 posts or so when Fred started his limericks today.
If you still need help, ask Churak <g>.
AK
Bob, how about limiting the free T-shirts to the moderator of those boards with more than 50,000 posts? <g>
AK