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You might want to check with Bubba Gumps on Lower Market as a friend of mine tells me thier catering is reasonable. I know the food is good.
Tor
OT:
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team, do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
LOLOLOL! Ow I did lik dat Cretin. E was someting else eh?
Even with my not inconsiderable linguistic abilities, I'm afraid that would be beyond my prowess Puppy.
¿Español? ¡Puedo decir apenas inglés!
Mijn Nederlands is veel beter!
Mais oui! Mon plaisir mon ami.
Ort
Rather unfair of you to introduce logic and reason to the intellectually incapacitated at this stage of the game TSX, especially when it conflicts with their natural state of perpetual mental muddle.
WOW Nuffie! It looks like you WON!
Bet the boys would love to hear this one:http://www.scamorama.com/
AKA Sap or Kosh. Usually a long cylindrical leather tube filled with buckshot.
Easy target.
Essential tools of the bucket shop.
switchblade knife and a blackjack
What ever happened with Milardovic?
This one?
Mellon Research, Inc. Corrects Previous Press Releases
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz., Feb 4, 2005 (BUSINESS WIRE) --
Mellon Research, Inc. (OTCBB: MLON.PK) is issuing this press release in order to provide corrections of information contained in previously issued press releases. The information contained in previously issued press releases should not be relied upon.
Business Model and Services
Mellon Research's business model is to provide consulting and venture capital advisory services to microcap public and private companies. In this connection, it seeks to provide advice regarding corporate structure, financial and marketing to help its client companies position themselves to raise capital, go public or otherwise carry on their business plans. Mellon is not an investment banking firm or a registered broker-dealer and it does not provide securities brokerage services.
Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Investigation
The SEC is conducting a formal investigation of the Company. The Company and Mario Pino, its sole officer, director and a principal shareholder, intend to cooperate fully in such investigation. The SEC's investigation has recently commenced and the Company can offer no assurances or predictions regarding the outcome of such investigation.
Earnings Forecasts and Valuations
The Company has retained an independent public accountant, who is conducting an audit of its results for 2004. As a result, it will not know its operating results for fiscal 2004 until the audit is completed. Further, the Company will not issue any forecasts regarding its financial results for 2004 or 2005. It disclaims and withdraws any prior forecasts of operating results.
The foregoing policy of the Company not to forecast also pertains to any past announcement of levels of fees or the value of securities in companies received for consulting services or otherwise or received in exchange for stock of Mellon. The Company disclaims and withdraws any prior forecasts of the amount of fees received or to be received or the value of the stock positions that it holds in other companies, including, but not limited to, Intellective Communications, Inc., Pearl Asian Mining Industries, Inc., Wall Street Securities, Inc., Equity Retirement Distributors Canada, Ltd., Western Pacific Minerals, Ltd., and Riverbank Investment Corp.
Value of Mellon Research and Offers to Sell the Company
The Company is not engaged in a tender offer with any third party and it has never solicited a tender offer for the Company at any price per share from third parties. There have been no bona fide or written offers from any third party to make a tender offer for the Company at any price per share, including but not limited to $.05 or $.10 per share.
Dividends
Mellon Research is required to comply with both federal and state securities laws. These laws impose certain requirements relating to distributions or dividends to shareholders. These regulatory requirements apply to the shares of Wall Street Securities distributed to the Company's shareholders as a dividend. The shares of Wall Street Securities may not be traded in the public market until the Company satisfies such regulatory requirements. The Company is analyzing whether or not its business model of distributing shares of subsidiaries, such as Wall Street Securities, or other securities in its portfolio to its shareholders is feasible under present circumstances.
Transactions/Projects
The Company has terminated its relationships with the following companies without the rendering of any services or receiving of any compensation: SurfNet Media Group, Inc.; a client in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico relating to a real estate development; and Deal Flow Advisors, LLC. Further, it is not pursuing any acquisition, license or similar arrangement to obtain the Kidder, Peabody name. Neither the Company nor Club XTReme plans to open clubs or have online gambling or sports betting.
Financings for Mellon
The Company is not raising any significant investment capital from third parties nor has it done so. It is also not offering to sell positions in the Company to any third party, including major money center banks or other institutional investors. Specifically, the Company never received a bona fide or written offer from a third party to invest $10 million in the Company.
Share Buy-back Program
While the Company recently purchased approximately 70 million shares at or about market prices, it has suspended all buy-back activities at this time.
This press release contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. These forward-looking statements are based largely on Mellon Research's expectations or forecasts of future events, can be affected by inaccurate assumptions and are subject to various business risks and known and unknown uncertainties, a number of which are beyond the Company's control. Therefore, actual results could be differ materially from the forward-looking statements contained herein. A wide variety of factors could cause or contribute to such differences and could adversely impact revenues, margins, profitability, cash flows and capital needs.
SOURCE: Mellon Research, Inc.
Morgan Phillips, Inc.
Ray Larson, 918-269-6366
Bull! You just don't want to come to Tashkent for fear the Kingpin will reprieve me and leave you in my stead. Oh what fresh hell is this!
Rot
Don’t forget to come by the drop box for your bonus. From the sounds of things you’ll be needing it.
Tor
Am I correct in assuming that "Ovis ovem sequitur" means
Sheep follow sheep?
Quite.
As far as to whom I refer; for the most part it refers to the CMKM/QBID/AZNT/PAIM etal, etal, longs that obstinately refuse to listen to reason.
Tor
Use the alt codes here:
http://tlt.its.psu.edu/suggestions/international/accents/codealt.html
Hasher jedes Mal erzählt eine passende Wahrheit.
Gruß!
Tor
Why stop now? ;0P
GENIEßEN HASHER!
Iss, was gar ist, trink, was klar ist, und sprich, was wahr ist.
Tor
You ain't kiddin.
I don't think too many people here are all that worried considering that the "Have-a-gal" seniors field hockey team could lace up and cream the Laffs.
Hi Gump,
As far as I know the purchase isn't settled yet. I believe Balsillie is slated to table the purchase at the NHL's executive committee meeting on June 19 & 20.
Notwithstanding, Ticketmaster here is already setting up to sell seasons tickets for Copps Coll.
Just what Ontario needs, another losing team.
It seems as more deeper toward a personal level(May be go see a psychiatric)[/I]
Woods, Singh, Verplank, Harrington, Cink. 281
Tor
Only slightly impossible.
Know knews is good knews?
Not only do they bear an alarming resemblance their characters are frighteningly similar. BE AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a reet pleat......
23 Skidoo.........
every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
Basher Suit?
Should we get one for Grumpy?
No Chit. Been there as well and have the scars to prove it; However, in my estimation, if that's the way the authorities are going to go after Urbie and crew then you've got a hell of a long wait ahead of you.
there must be a REASON to issue shares in the first place
Sure there is, payment of services rendered (usually to insiders) months after the fact accompanied by an OL from the lawyer removing the 144 is still a prevalent way of pocketing cash. It’s done all the time Gump.
Wow. Can I piggyback on your score Chu?
Hate to burst your bubble Gumper but, the TA doesn't have to give a goodgoddamn what the OL says as long as it's duly signed by the issures attorney. All the TA is after all is a glorified bookkeeper.
Tor
Yaa Hasher, dats got dem good yaa.
Ah yes, the sublime pleasures of Akvavit and Lutefisk. What more could one ask for.
A dialect that liberally utilizes the glottal stop whilst attempting linguistic somersaults sans benefit of the presence of vowels, combined with the occasional pseudo Germanic ACCHHHHHHH , and they wonder why the world finds them amusing. Only the Norwegians can surpass them.
THE TRUTH ABOUT BELGIUM........
Belgium doesn't exist. It was an imaginary country originally invented by its so-called neighbouring states to be able to publicly fund undercover operations of the European State Police. Leftish liberals would have done anything to make you believe Belgium was indeed a real country. The imaginary ancestors of the Belgians are F. Riet and Ma Yonaise, which explains their preference for French fries (Dutch: friet actually means radioactive blueberry). The southern part of the country has recently been largely dutchified, the northernmost having been so for a long time. Belgium now exists thanks to the auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon. For some obscure reason, this phenomenon ended on December 13 2006. It was created in order to function as a "backup France" in the likely event that France is destroyed. Belgians live underground. Belgians speak with a totally bastardized form of Dutch, which is why they are not understood by other Europeans.
Belgium is most famous for having twice sacrificed its neutrality on the altar of German militarism.
They also live underground.
/http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Belgium
First time I've been accused of that!
Kind words will get you nothing ;0P
FWIW it scared the bejeezus out of me too, especially when we hit the Humber. These days the kids wouldn't think of going near the water for fear of all the crap that's floating in it.