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Mick, morning..
Yes, don't help when you look at the PC 20hrs a day. LOL
good morning J and to all our friends and readers.
wow, make sure ya take care of your eyes.
I do, board line of the Glocoma.. Yecks!! I think I spelled it right. I will need a seeing dog some day. LOL
you certainly want to do a once a year checkup. only one set of eyes.
this is great, like al jolson "we got a million of them."
Mick, I hear ya, I need one also, take care..
J
Mick, funny board, I can totally relate to this!
me, i will be out for awhile.
need my eye checkup.
alice is going to tucson with my son going to the airport.
so it will be one busy day.
just a few,
ya got me a good laffer with this one.
good morning friends and readers.
hi J, good morning. nice to see ya kicking the tires this morning.
I lived with one for 2 yrs, the whole town was in bed with us crazy @#$%#$!!! LOL..
J
hey mick, just found this board by chance.. LOL, thats my neck of the woods. I see lots of Rebal redneck flags here in NC..
J
hmmm. that is a good one.
You might be a Redneck If... Your wife has a set of
earrings that you use as fishing lures.
Reason to stay at work all night
10. Elevator surfing!
Chemistry song 11
Chemistry Wonderland
Gases explode, are you listenin'
In your rest tube, silver glistens
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking in a chemistry wonderland.
Gone away, is the buoyancy
Here to stay, is the density
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking in a chemistry wonderland.
In the beaker we will make lead carbonate
and decide if what's left is nitrate
My partner asks "Do we measure it in moles or grams?"
and I'll say, "Does it matter in the end?"
Later on, as we calculate
the amount, of our nitrate
We'll face unafraid, the precipitates that we made
walking in a chemistry wonderland.
Mexican is at border
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
You might be a redneck if ...
Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Your dad is also your favorite uncle
Gift for Snow White
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".
am i lucky not to marry a redneck? jack surely acts like a redneck.
Red Neck Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother"
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...
You cain't marry Will, my gal.,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother"
But Mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy
how about country bumpkin?
Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
teapee you say the darnedest things. smiling.
Q: What do you call a redneck who has a dog and
a cat?
A: Bisexual.
we always appreciate fun stuff.
hi teapee, nice to see ya plucking again.
i'm smiling from ear to ear.
hi teapee, always got one for us. thanx.
Q: How many Rednecks does it take to change a
lamp?
A: Irrelevant, the moment they realize it is
made of glass and has a metallic threaded
cap in the end, they think it's a liquor
bottle and spend the time trying to open
it...
Q: How many Rednecks does it take to change a
lamp?
A: Five, one takes hold of the lamp and four
drink moonshine until the room starts to
spin.
Q: What is the difference between a swine and a
Redneck?
A: A swine never turns into a Redneck after five
drinks...
Q: How can you tell if a Redneck is planning for
the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one
There was a Kentucky redneck and a buckeye, fishing
on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just
as soon as the redneck put his line in the water,
he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was
catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck,
"Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the
river!"
"Aight, tell ya what, I'll shine my flashlight
'cross this river, and you can walk across this
little beam of light!" the redneck yelled back.
The buckeye replied, "Haint no way buddy. I know,
you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway cross,
you'll turn your flashlight off!"
hi momo, i'm going to add these to our comedy stuff. it should be read when friends and readers come here to kick our tires..
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hi momo and A.J. , i'm adding these networking ideas to our ibox.
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GNBT is down a little this morning. it has had a nice uptrend.
thank you, i like the riches kind.
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