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— Mrs. S. (@hshLauraJ) February 11, 2024
An elderly couple, residents of a nursing home, fell in love and decided to get married. He was 88 and she a spry 90. Weeks later they had their ceremony and reception and celebrated with all their friends and family in attendance.
After she threw the bouquet, they went up to their new room to consummate their nuptials. He was laying in bed naked waiting for her to come out the bathroom where she was changing into something more comfortable.
As she opened the bathroom door, the backlighting allowed her figure to be seen through the shear nightgown. She stood in the door and looked at him—both smiling. Before we get started she said, you should know that I have acute angina. He looked at her smiling and replied, I certainly hope so 'cause your boobs sure are ugly......
you hit the nail on the head
works out like some days days have more chores than others pretty much
believe me
last 2 years been working to take out about 1/2 the work
just hasn't worked out yet.....
my ass is still draggin' today.....
hell, watchin' a fight on an old western....tires me out it seems like
get thru about 2-5 minutes of a Gunsmoke.....and am out like a light
when the young gals start coming out and walking around
sit outside and do some "bird watching"
nope, she'd admit it.....
now processing, she does help a lot...about 1/2 the work
I do the cutting but she's on hand to help holding a quarter etc
and I grind the meat and she puts it away in bags to freeze
I'm gonna rat you out to your wife about that 95% business, bet I hear ya holla clean over here on the other side of the hill. LOLOL
ever had one of those days where you said to yourself ?....
I'm gettin' too old for this shit......
Yesterday started at 4 a.m.....
by 9:30 was feeding cows after other chores,
at 11:15 my customer due at Noon showed up........
he was a yakker.....
such a yakker that the next 5+ hours were a pita
who's the MF that said the customer is always right?
I'd like to personally address his comment face to face
so he bought a beef....gave him his choice of who to pick and my recommendation
he decided against what I recommended......he regretted it later of course
he paid his upfront deposit
so did the kill.....with the understanding he was to help........
ever see that sign at mechanics' shops where it lists the price per hour
that gets higher as you go from watching to helping.....
I'm thinking to make one up for this process
Now it does take my wife and I about 4 hours to butcher a cow
and quarter it with me doing 95% of the work
this took longer with a younger healthy able man......
he would not STFU!! and when the sun dropped below the edge of the cliff
and it started getting COLD...drops like 30º+ FAST
THEN he finally got the lead out of his ass.....
but in the end, we loaded him up after quartering the animal....
and weighing it and getting paid.........
the weight came out really close to my guess
so when time to pay came....HERE COME THE BULLSHIT
now it wasn't loaded yet....or even quartered at that point....
I weighed the entire carcass .....so straightened him out......
now today the day after....yesterday I had 3 strips of thick bacon rolled in
small tortillas for breakfast early on.....stopped for ONE quick drink of water
in all those hours, pressing to get it done........
and Today....the word of the day....THE ONLY WORD OF THE DAY......is
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OUCH!
yep, think I'm getting too old for this shit......
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
well that's good news....you can have my share of the rabbit food
had some tasty sweet corn on the cob, bbq beef and pork, and baked taters last night
would get so weak on salads.....but still get in some kraut, turnip or collard greens, fruit. etc
heck, chicken don't have enough oooompah in it, pork has if I eat enough
bacon does me good for a morning snack, beef.....well that keeps my energy up.....
miserable weather here.....got me some new socks to try today and gloves
hoping will be warmer today out braving this pooh
we don't need anymore down here
busted down a drift was over 6' high and over 30' deep with the telehandler
pushing it up high for a snow berm/wall to skip the snow over
higher stacked hay REALLY made a huge difference this year so far
just can't change backhoe tires in this
am really regretting not changing those tires last fall.....stretched the old ones too far
" Kinna picking up >>
a spare tire, and am on *tasty* Vegetable Salads
for last 4 weeks ...
Am starting to notice a change ...
was good, calmed down a lot.....then at 3:30 a.m.
here it came......wind howling and driving snow and in the next hour and a half
a foot of snow where the wind was cut off and there's some huge drifts out there......
and now it's just dumping
gonna be 3 feet out of this before it's done
cows haven't come up either......they're usually up here by now
good thing gave 'em a big feed yesterday
they'll probably spend all day chewing cud down out of the wind
hunkered down
HIGH winds here yesterday-- one location had a gust of 105 MPH- wind chill was unreal
the wind is just brutal out there
has been past 3 days.....
and today is worse....3 days ago was so bad
cows didn't even come up to feed, just hunkered down
gave 'em 1/2 again extra the next day and they ate it all
some extra yesterday and will do the same today
it slows down to 30 mph and then gusts....just about knocks me off my feet
Gonna be a whole 8 degrees tomorrow here, brrrrr
Tonight
Snow showers likely, mainly between 8pm and midnight. Widespread blowing snow, mainly after 8pm. Cloudy, with a low around 14. Very windy, with a west wind 35 to 40 mph, with gusts as high as 60 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 2 inches possible.
this is a hoot
will be trying something similar myself........but not recording it
cooked up 2.5 lbs of our ground beef
while it was cooking, tossed in some onion, mushrooms, and diced carrot
added some salt, pepper, garlic, beef and chicken bullion, soy sauce and red wine
let it simmer
cooked up some small shells
tossed in 1/2 stick of butter and didn't drain the noodles
tossed the beef and veggies and a can of field peas
and some corn starch in the can with cold water to rinse the last flavor out the can
tossed that in.....cooked it for another 20 minutes
tasted it...........it's done
after freezing my ass off today......for 6 hours, this is gonna hit the spot
got enough for dinner and plenty for hot lunches
I have them on DVD......the series.....
The Brazilian is my favorite which I posted a few times
some of the best comedy ever imo........and it's feckin' Irish!
I heard there's a newer X-mas special out
I actually visited with the folks from the show online some years ago
they are a riot......
Little Britain is pretty good too......
gotta love Irish humor
We often said that excessive curing is a sign of a limited vocabulary. I really don't give a FU*K!
My great-grandmother said it was the sign of a weak mind........
I'm really beginning to wonder if she was right........
but then, she didn't live in the America of today........
I blame Obama......because that's when I noticed I was at a lack
of normal non-profane words more often than not......
Stop swearing.... That's one of the few thing I have left that I'm very good at. I'm not denying myself!
LOL! I'll be darned!
Not trying to brag
But I've enough $$$ to not have to work for the rest of the year!
" GRUB Post # 4444 ..!!!
I've tried that, but what I did was compromise and stop depending on the situation.
well maybe my Resolution will take this time
to stop using profanity.........LOL!
**Happy New Year, One & All ** !!!
Hey Larry
well I dumped in the carrots and celery.....
tasted the chicken stock that was left
dumped that in........
dumped in some fine black pepper and tried a bowl
tasted exactly like what my great aunt used to make
except.....mine is thicker....not so much broth.....
so it's Stoup -----stew/soup as Gary and I used to call it
and it IS delicious....
had a hankering for this for a couple months now
So Larry, if you get a hankering for some
I did put some chicken boullion in with the chicken
when cooked it......didn't measure nothing.....
but it came out perfect....and used a good bit of salt.....
when cooking that chicken......used a big family pack of thighs....
dumped 'em in the pot frozen at about 9 and they were cooked perfect at 1
over a low heat...only used one box of the small shells
tomorrow, my pups will get the chicken fat I chopped up in their lunch
well since chores are now taking twice as long
and it's been colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra
took some chicken thighs and slow simmered them
then deboned them cut up the meat and tossed in a big pot
with some of the chicken stock
to make sure the chicken was cooked right, ate one of the thighs......*halo*
chopped up some carrot and celery and it's slowly getting tender
simmering in chicken stock and and butter
put some small shell noodles on and they just went off...
ok, tossed those in with the chicken
once the veggies are tossed in, add some more stock as needed
and some black pepper and some cornstarch and it's done......
some of the best meals
are done simply, just like over a campfire
when it's done should be more of a chicken stew than a soup....
will be good with some fresh made biscuits
ditto and yepperdoodle to all
Merry Christmas Trinityz1 and all.
Merry X-mas ya'll
had some things to post, but just didn't have the time
like an exterior boot kit for BIG tires......
sad to say....didn't work worth a crap......
so am left dismounting a backhoe tire and putting on a different used one
by myself and just see how these handy dandy tools work out......
guy in the video made it look really easy.......LOL!
had tranny lines leak and a no good tranny cooler replaced
with a add on I still had from the 80's that's 5x bigger but took some
re-engineering and bracket making.....worked pretty dang good.....
well cows need to be fed.....back to work I go
a 4 hour proposition these days between mixing, prepping, and delivery
and it's BRISK out there........
good one, an old favorite......
I liked his music.....
I do check that group
but zip by the twitters usually....just no time for 'em
had a long day today from 4:45 a.m. until 5 p.m.
even drank my pot of coffee on my feet......
eyes are like 2 peeholes in the snow
didn't even turn on my computer till just now to chill out
put some good ones here too: https://investorshub.advfn.com/The-Old-Timers-Club-924
😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7QOuwAhsNh
— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) December 19, 2023
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