An elderly couple, residents of a nursing home, fell in love and decided to get married. He was 88 and she a spry 90. Weeks later they had their ceremony and reception and celebrated with all their friends and family in attendance.
After she threw the bouquet, they went up to their new room to consummate their nuptials. He was laying in bed naked waiting for her to come out the bathroom where she was changing into something more comfortable.
As she opened the bathroom door, the backlighting allowed her figure to be seen through the shear nightgown. She stood in the door and looked at him—both smiling. Before we get started she said, you should know that I have acute angina. He looked at her smiling and replied, I certainly hope so 'cause your boobs sure are ugly......
