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Gmenfan

Not quite there yet. This guy's great!

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Gmenfan

50 minutes ago

Post #24,872

Great run the past few days everyone! Many are recirculated via email!

getmoreshares

51 minutes ago

Post #24,871

Re: #24,870: @Gmenfan - Fits me wife to a tee!

It's funny because it's true 👇😂 pic.twitter.com/Llw5YgT5qy
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) July 6, 2025

Gmenfan

53 minutes ago

Post #24,870

Re: #24,865: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GvKPYGGWQAANZI5?format=jpg&name=small

Fits me wife to a tee!

Gmenfan

56 minutes ago

Post #24,869

Re: #24,855: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GvE71vtWMAAaXs7?format=jpg&name=small

That's me!!!!!

pos_stock_hoarder

1:22 PM

Post #24,868

Random....It's good to keep all varieties out of you life.

getmoreshares

1:02 PM

Post #24,867

Re: #24,866: @pos_stock_hoarder - How long has it been in business?

since 1492 !

pos_stock_hoarder

1:00 PM

Post #24,866

Re: #24,865: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GvKPYGGWQAANZI5?format=jpg&name=small

How long has it been in business? At least 150 years I'd say!

getmoreshares

10:59 AM

Post #24,865

getmoreshares

10:49 AM

Post #24,864

Re: #24,863: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GvQc0IVWwAAvr7Z?format=jpg&name=small

All that time wasted when they could've been fishing.

getmoreshares

10:42 AM

Post #24,863

Re: #24,860: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GvNTHSCXMAAJNDb?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

10:39 AM

Post #24,860

pos_stock_hoarder

07/06/25 10:55 PM

Post #24,859

Re: #24,858: @getmoreshares - I got really angry with my car navigation

Joke no. one: Get a new car, STAT!

getmoreshares

07/06/25 8:55 PM

Post #24,858

I got really angry with my car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to "go to hell." Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house.

You know you're getting older when...

*You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

*You and your teeth don't sleep together

*When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio

*It takes twice as long - to look half as good

*It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired

*You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there

*You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good

*You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart

*You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it

*Your idea of weightlifting is standing up

Once in Las Vegas I lost half of my life’s savings in just 30 minutes and it still hurts. To this day I won’t drive anywhere near that wedding chapel.

I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?" She told me to try the ATM outside.

Before we work on artificial intelligence...
shouldn't we do something about natural stupidity?

At a party, a wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake.
Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

pos_stock_hoarder

07/06/25 12:48 PM

Post #24,857

Re: #24,856: @getmoreshares - PRE-INTERNET CHAT

Windows go down when it rains though!

getmoreshares

07/06/25 12:39 PM

Post #24,856

PRE-INTERNET CHAT
USING WINDOWS 😜

getmoreshares

07/06/25 8:39 AM

Post #24,855

Re: #24,853: @Seminole Red - https://scontent-mia5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/515983484_12936399061035

pos_stock_hoarder

07/05/25 7:35 PM

Post #24,854

Re: #24,853: @Seminole Red - https://scontent-mia5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/515983484_12936399061035

I didn't now the Edith Bunker had a son too!

Seminole Red

07/05/25 7:13 PM

Post #24,853

Seminole Red

07/05/25 5:45 PM

Post #24,852

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'
HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getmoreshares

07/05/25 10:53 AM

Post #24,851

Re: #24,850: @pos_stock_hoarder - That's a hell of a nice run buddy!

pos_stock_hoarder

07/05/25 10:37 AM

Post #24,850

Re: #24,849: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuNvUsYXAAAvY9w?format=jpg&name=small

That's a hell of a nice run buddy!

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:49 AM

Post #24,849

Re: #24,848: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuXTJ4eXQAAOyHD?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:48 AM

Post #24,848

Re: #24,847: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuZVedqWEAAIXjN?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:46 AM

Post #24,847

Re: #24,846: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GubIZSaW8AAXRMO?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:45 AM

Post #24,846

Re: #24,845: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuduVo2WkAAfWkF?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:44 AM

Post #24,845

Re: #24,844: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuUb8xUW0AA6D7x?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:43 AM

Post #24,844

Re: #24,843: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuUcItcXYAAGoR3?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:42 AM

Post #24,843

Re: #24,842: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gut6Z8ZWcAAcbJI?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:38 AM

Post #24,842

Re: #24,841: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuzhcpjXIAA-QvM?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:37 AM

Post #24,841

Re: #24,840: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gu1ji0UXMAAciCe?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:36 AM

Post #24,840

Re: #24,839: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gu4FR4fXMAE521F?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:35 AM

Post #24,839

Re: #24,838: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gu_qBimXAAAXidv?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:33 AM

Post #24,838

Re: #24,837: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gu_q9JtX0AAtzd3?format=jpg&name=small

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:32 AM

Post #24,837

Re: #24,836: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GvGKS4YXgAAR0Lc?format=jpg&name=900x900[/im

getmoreshares

07/05/25 9:31 AM

Post #24,836

Re: #24,833: @getmoreshares - HAPPY FOURTH-- or sixth! LOL

Gmenfan

07/04/25 5:15 PM

Post #24,835

Re: #24,834: @pos_stock_hoarder - I really mucked up that post. Here

I can usually relate to that!!

pos_stock_hoarder

07/04/25 1:24 PM

Post #24,834

Re: #24,833: @getmoreshares - HAPPY FOURTH-- or sixth! LOL

I really mucked up that post. Here is it is!

getmoreshares

07/04/25 12:58 PM

Post #24,833

Re: #24,832: @pos_stock_hoarder - https://featureassets.gocomics.com/assets/308e51f03268013ea69c005056a9545d[

HAPPY FOURTH-- or sixth! LOL

pos_stock_hoarder

07/04/25 11:25 AM

Post #24,832

pos_stock_hoarder

07/04/25 11:23 AM

Post #24,831

getmoreshares

07/04/25 10:06 AM

Post #24,830

Re: #24,828: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gu46DlaWgAAxRL8?format=jpg&name=small

Oh noooo! Who's that? 👀 Hmm 🤔?¿ 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/EXNTSMQY0u
— Johnny Cadillac (@lippyent) July 4, 2025

pos_stock_hoarder

07/03/25 10:46 PM

Post #24,829

Re: #24,828: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gu46DlaWgAAxRL8?format=jpg&name=small

As the crocs on "Pearls" would say, "Ees gud!"

getmoreshares

07/03/25 7:35 PM

Post #24,828

Re: #24,825: @getmoreshares - https://x.com/1OgOutlaw/status/1940501078044561658

pos_stock_hoarder

07/03/25 7:07 PM

Post #24,827

pos_stock_hoarder

07/03/25 9:54 AM

Post #24,826

Re: #24,825: @getmoreshares - https://x.com/1OgOutlaw/status/1940501078044561658

And he gets to apologize too!

getmoreshares

07/02/25 11:26 PM

Post #24,825

Re: #24,824: @getmoreshares - https://x.com/Rothmus/status/1940481826843418831

Pretty much how it goes.. 🤣🤣 Married or not, we woman are usually right. pic.twitter.com/8ez03GRxD9
— σg тєχαѕ συтℓαω🔫⭐️ (@1OgOutlaw) July 2, 2025

getmoreshares

07/02/25 3:15 PM

Post #24,824

Re: #24,823: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuzlFZaXwAAm0rK?format=jpg&name=small

pic.twitter.com/PuKzbwAYTY
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) July 2, 2025

getmoreshares

07/01/25 7:20 PM

Post #24,823

Re: #24,817: @getmoreshares - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuhYCEIXkAAklng?format=jpg&name=900x900[/im

Seminole Red

06/30/25 1:18 AM

Post #24,822

She shouted for all to hear that she missed me.
Normally, that would be sweet...
but she’s reloading.

Gmenfan

06/29/25 8:35 AM

Post #24,821

Re: #24,809: @getmoreshares - YEP !!! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuerwzpWIAAs-iD?format=png&name=sma

Sure do...

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The Old Timers Club (Get off my lawn)

Followers	103	Posters	131
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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

7. You forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes and most any other humor as well.

Welcome aboard. Have a look-see between naps!

With special thanks to MNFATS.

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