Somebody just emailed this to me: (I cannot vouch for it's accuracy however)
Sao Tome attacked by Santa Clause and Easter Bunny
Sao Tome, Jan. 20, 2006, Reports just out of Sao Tome and Principe indicate that a large white male with white hair and beard wearing a red suit and cap has taken over the small soon to be oil rich nation of Sao Tome. It is believed that this man is indeed Santa Clause and he may not be acting alone. Eyewitnesses have spotted a four-legged creature with large ears and carrying a basket full of colored eggs. This militant group SCEB arrived at approximately 5:30 am local time it is believed Santa and the Easter Bunny arrived at the nation of Sao Tome and Principe via his sley and reindeer. Witnesses say the two attacked the STP government by throwing colored Easter bunny eggs and reindeer feces at members of the STP Parliament. The battle and successful takeover of the tiny nation lasted only about 20 minutes.
Mr. Clause has already begun appointing new seats in Parliament. He has appointed Patrice Thunderstorm Head of Street Defaction while ex-Pres. Menezes will head the nation's new Tourism Board. Mr. Clause first main goal is to get PSC's for blocks 2-6 signed as soon as possible. He exclaimed out loud, "ERHE will pay the way for our nation's oil successes and you people will no longer be pooping in the streets and drinking cholera Kool-Aid." Mr. Clause said that he would also have installed ERHE Parking Signs (Made in USA) for each Parliamentary member. When asked what he thought ERHE stock price would shoot up to he asked rhetorically "How many reindeer pull my sley."
The above story is Fictional and in no way true at all. It is meant for fun only. You boneheads.
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