w0od: OT
My wife wants to know why I'm laughing.
"Oh, nothing honey!" I answer.
Reminds me of the joke about the American who wants to be a real "Canadian Arctic Warrior".
They tell him he has to drink a gallon of Vodka, kill a Kodiak Bear single-handed, and make love to an Alaskan woman.
After downing the four bottles of Vodka in five minutes, he runs out of the bar.
Two days later, he comes back covered with blood and stammers:
"Now where's that lady that I have to kill?"
:-)
Prof