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[Bob Zumbrunnen]

Sure. Whoever gets #msg-1000000 can have an old 76 BMW 530i I've got that's in excellent mechanical condition but is sitting in a field rusting with no paint on it.

For that matter, anyone who has a flatbed trailer and wants it can just come and get it. I've stolen the coil out of it for the tractor, so it's not a runner now.

[gotmilk]

#GrubMillionPhrize re:Bob has lotsa cars

For sure BobZ's neighborhood populace would smell victory
if the following car/engine would exit, along with the fuel.

Imagine BobZ driving his Stanley Beemer Steamer Mustang
pulling a flatbed containing his fuel, a pen of pigs.

Gosh, upon receiving this prize one could auction on eBay
the car and have them pigs BBQ'ed.

http://sun.soci.niu.edu/~benm/stamps/beemer.html

The power for his inventive steam engine came from the gases
that resulted from the decomposition of horse manure.

This worked very well as long as the machine burned the fumes,
but when parked for any time, the excess fumes were vented.

... but as automobiles replaced the horse,
it became more and more difficult to find fuel[horse manure].

Beemer then turned to pig droppings for fuel.

This worked very well since the pig manure produced
more methane, but the venting became so much of a problem
that his automobiles were officially and legally banned
from the streets in the summer time.

d:oug