Hey bill, why don't you get some friends together off the internet and pluck down $100,000 into Coca Cola and then walk away with the formula for Coke. The kicker is that you raised the $100,000 by selling stock to the unsuspecting Coca Cola investors and promising to help them out of a financial crisis.
In your world this somehow seems possible and sensible, but hey you love that laughing gas.
It seems that your demented masters are now admitting that VDK 1.0-1.4 belongs to TMMI judging from the post below. You better get on that dentist chair for the new instructions for the summer web blitz campaign.