there's a joke about a guy who goes to hell .. he's given options .. can't remember
any more of it except the last bit .. AHA! .. thank Satan for the internet ..
Drinking Tea
This guy dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There
are 3 rooms here and you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in".
The Devil takes him to the first room where there were people
hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony.
The Devil takes him to the second room where the people are being whipped with metal chains.
The Devil then opens the third door, and the man looks inside and sees
loads of people sitting around, up to their waists in shit, drinking cups of tea.
The man decides instantly which room he is going to spend the rest of eternity
in and chooses the last room. He goes into the third room, picks up his cup of tea
and the Devil walks back in saying "Ok, guys, tea break's over, back on your heads
.. it's one of those you could make anything up to cover the first two, but i didn't feel like playing at Cheney ..
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