I have never bought a pink or penny stock in my life. I only buy stocks with earnings.
I read some boards like CMKX for education and laughs and Janice is probably the smartest person on the boards along with Jim Bishop and a couple others.
Actually I read that joke on SI tonight and copied it here and changed it to use your name for fun. It was only mean't in good humor. Actually I was trying to think who might like beer and you came to mind....(g)