Romneys give Fox 'News' interview to remind us why we're all glad they're not in the White House
Mon Mar 04, 2013 at 08:15 AM PST by Kaili Joy Gray for Daily Kos
They still don't understand what the hell is wrong with you people Thank whatever deity you pray to, or none at all, that these wretched people are nowhere near the White House.
In their first interview since the Great Shellshocking of 2012, Mitt and Ann allow Chris Wallace into one of their many homes so they can wax philosophical about the defeat everyone outside of their delusional bubble knew was coming, and Ann takes this opportunity to assure us that yes, she's still quite disappointed in you people for not seizing the great opportunity to let her husband regularly insult you from the Oval Office.
Wallace joins them in La Jolla, which is in California, which is, as Mitt informed us during the election, almost as much of a hellhole as Europe because taxes. Which is why he owns a beach front mansion there, of course. That would be the beach front mansion they're turning into a bigger beach front mansion, complete with car elevator, with the assistance of the private lobbyist they hired to fast-track their construction plans, like all totally normal average Americans do.
Yeah, don't you miss these people so much? If you do, head below the fold for lots of delusions, plus Ann's tear of sorrow for you people.
So what has Ann been doing with her time since she stopped traveling around the country to tell you people what ingrates you are for not appreciating her husband? She's been crying, of course—big fat crocodile tears of sorrow for you and your missed opportunity:
ANN ROMNEY: It was a crushing disappointment. Not for us. Our lives are going to be fine. It's for the country.
WALLACE: Is it true you began to cry?
ANN ROMNEY: I did, of course. Yes. Very disappointed.
Ann and her eleventy billion houses and her fancy horse and her two Cadillacs will be just fine, thank you very much, but as for the rest of the country ... Ann weeps for you. A lot:
WALLACE: So let me ask you about the months from November until now, were there tears?
ANN ROMNEY: Oh, for me, yes. I cried. When you pour that much of your life and energy and passion into something and you're disappointed by the outcome, it's very -- it's sad. It's very hard.
Remember, those tears of self-pity because it's very hard to lose are not for her. They're for you, America. For you.
WALLACE: Mrs. Romney, as we sit here right now, have you gotten over the defeat? Or is that going to take more time?
ANN ROMNEY: I think it takes time. I think I'm mostly -- you know, the great "Princess Bride" line, "mostly dead."
I'm mostly over it. But not completely.
And you have moments where you, you know, go back and feel the sorrow of the loss. And so, yes, I think we're not mostly dead yet.
I find it laughable that she goes on national TV aka the media then blames the media for her husband losing.
I'm sure SNL writers are working on this week's episode as we speak.
In retrospect Romeny should have cleaned Obama's clock in the last election if he had stuck to his principles when he was governor of Massachusetts. (That's my opinion. And I don't care what anyone else thinks.)
But in order to win the nomination he had to sell himself out to the right wing nuts in the republican party.
You get what you pay for. Or in this case Mitt gets stuck with a dumb blonde.