"... comparing it [Drake] to the countless pinksheet scams in pennyland seems pretty unreasonable." Why? It's one of them; in fact, it sets a standard to which others might be compared, in many ways.
"... we have 80 barrels of paraffin-free oil ...." I happen to have two quarts of paraffin-free oil in my garage, too, by my garage isn't producing a drop. Nobody cares how much oil Drake has. The only question is how much is being pumped, currently, that benefits Drake. And who told you that the oil Drake "has" is paraffin-free, and what would that mean? Paraffin is mostly an impediment to production, not an impurity in the oil.