Silly, but it did make me smile:
Osama and the Genie
> >
> > While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle
> > in the sand and picked it up.
> >
> > Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
> > "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
> >
> > "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
> > don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
> >
> > The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
be
> > returned to that bottle forever."
> >
> > Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the
> > woman, and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American
White
> > women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
> >
> > The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
> >
> > The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
> > Harding and Hillary Clinton.
> >
> > His penis was gone, both knees broken, and he had no health
insurance.
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