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teapeebubbles

09/25/05 6:15 PM

#373 RE: rlangmaid #371

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor, robin, start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.

After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it.

After the intimate session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She confirms and asks how he knew.

"Easy, you're always washing your hands."

She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."

Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"

Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing!"
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teapeebubbles

09/25/05 6:17 PM

#375 RE: rlangmaid #371

The perfect start to the day....per mick

Your son's picture on the box of Wheaties.
- Your daughter on the cover of Fortune.
- Your girlfriend on the cover of Playboy.
- Your wife on the back of the milk carton.
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teapeebubbles

09/25/05 6:30 PM

#380 RE: rlangmaid #371

Sound advice robin has learned from kids

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Never pee on an electric fence.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.

Never try to baptize a cat.

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teapeebubbles

09/25/05 6:36 PM

#381 RE: rlangmaid #371

Robin's Holiday Banana Bread:

btw she swears it works!

Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana

Instructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.

2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger.

4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.

5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done!

6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but "do not lick the bowl." NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.