Colleen, this seems like a Florida story to me.
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An old farmer had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back
forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond
was fixed for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down
to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a
while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware
of his presence and they all went to the deep end of
the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're
not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of
the pond, I only came to feed my alligators."
Old age & treachery will triumph over youth
& skill every time!