Starphish, Sheriff Matt doesn't do shower room duty. That is strictly the responsibility of Mr. Churak. If you address your post to him he can handle your needs.
While you are waiting for him, you can probably borrow D.inkie's soap. Let me know if you want your own bar so you don't have to share. See #msg-782315
Oh yeah, take at look at the FAQ's so you can learn how to address a public post to a specific person. If you need an explanation, just ask. Matt is really slow to respond to posts that are not addressed to him.