Replies to post #309 on The Pink Thread!

[rudi]

No, it's old hat..

Speaking of hats, I did buy a new one today, I forgot.

It isn't cold enough to wear it, but it will be cute next winter.

[Chas]

Here's one you can use for seed material to make a new routine for your comedy act.(Keep going to the punch line!)


You know that all potatoes have eyes.

Well, Mr. Potato & Miss Potato had eyes only for each other. After a long courtship, they were married, and soon became the parents of a little sweet potato, whom they named Yam. Of course, they wanted the best for their little girl.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't accidentally get mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of little Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise, so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went on a European vacation, her parents told her to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called French Fries. And when she went on a trip out West, they told her to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam promised to stay on the straight & narrow and not associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University), so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

TOM BROKAW?????????

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just a...

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A COMMON TATER